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Date Posted: 13:36:31 05/10/00 Wed
Author: beejr
Subject: 轉載絕詩一首: 會考行 ㊣ !

會考行-杜苦

車轔轔,眼超超,文房4寶各在腰。
姨媽姑姐走相送,怨聲滿載ICQ。
低分考生攔道哭,哭聲直上干雲霄。
道旁師奶問考生,考生但云鬥低分。
或從七歲考學能,香港會考最低能,
去時還著開浪褲,歸來luck褲luck未完。
試場流汗成海水,各人考U意未已。
縱有band5墊屍底,會考場上無全屍。
況復考試耐苦戰,考U不異犬與雞。
師奶雖有問,考生敢申恨?
且如今年mock,考生死得多,
學校急索A,Agrade從何出?
信知中六惡,返是ive好!
ive還得見天日,中六入極入唔到。

君不見這年頭,古來低分無人收!
中五煩冤Repeat哭,八月放榜聲啾啾。

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