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Date Posted: 12:50:28 12/11/02 Wed
Author: Not Jason
Subject: We are not Leeds

What do you call a pregnant Leeds United fan?
A dope carrier!

What do you call an Leeds fan with half a brain?
Gifted.

What do you say to a Leeds fan with two black eyes?
Nothing, its already been said - Twice!

What do Leeds fans and beer bottles have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up.

What is black and brown and looks good on a Leeds Fan?
A Doberman.

First Leeds fan: "Are you shearing that sheep?"
Second Leeds fan (adjusting his trousers): "No, get your own."

What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp-post in Leeds?
A leisure centre.

Did you hear about the Leeds fan who was taking his driving test?
The instructor asked him if he could make a U-turn and the Leeds fan said “Man, I could make her eyes pop.”

Why do people take a instant dislike to Leeds fans?
Because it saves time.

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[> Thanks Bob -- Yawn, 15:04:42 12/12/02 Thu

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[> Have you noticed how uncharitable people are, just when a team has a bit of a down turn, I say stick with the manager -- Bobby Gould, 17:31:09 12/13/02 Fri

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