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Date Posted: 13:53:00 04/26/01 Thu
Author: The Rock
Subject: Anyone And Everyone

After leaving Super Novas room the camera man thinks his job is done for the night. But suddenly Kevin kelly runs down teh hall way and begins to whisper in his ear. And with that they both dash down the hallway where then arrive at the peoples champions locker room door.

Kevin Kelly knocks twice on teh door and awaits the rock who soon comes out adn stands next to KK

Kevin begins to speak

KK: well rock as you may or may not know is that.....

Rock sticks a hand up in KK's Face.

The rock:Now Kevin kelly, yes the rock did request this interview but the rock did not request for a roody poo candy ass like you to perform it! so heres a little advice for you. Just know your role and ask the rock a few of the most important questions on your mind then get out of his way!

KK: well rock im sorry but i have some questions that i must have answered. For one it is a fact that Super Nova is searching for a tag team partner and i think teh rock would be a great one for him! what do you say?

the rock: Kevin Kelly you ask teh rock what he thinks? you are telling the rock some facts? well lets go over some facts
Fact1-The rock is the great one
Fact2-The rock is the most electrifying man in sports entertainment today
Fact3- The rock is the 2XW federation vice president
Fact4-The rock will not be teaming up with super Nova
Fact5- The rock would sooner slap the taste outta the mouth of that candy ass then slap his hand taging him in
fact6- The rock will become the first ever 2XW federation champion
and fact7- you are the biggest Roody Poo Candy ass teh rock has ever come accross walking gods green earth!

The rock: now kevin Kelly is there any other questions you have for teh rock?

KK: well rock there is another question but its between you and me

The rock: And what is that Jabroni?

KK: well rock i want to ask you why you are always insaulting me? i mean what did i do to deserve teh treatment i get form you? your teh peoples champion you should be nice to the people!

The rock: Well kevin kelly why does the rock always insault you? well look at your seif, your fat, your slow, your ugly, you have no inteligance, and no athletic ability in your whole body! you are the complete oposite of teh rock! the rock weighs in at 287 all muscle, the rock is fast and cunning, the rock is one of the top 25 sexiest men in america, the rock is smart enough to know you never tlak back to The person that holds your job in his hands liek you are right now, and hte rock is the best athlete to step foot in teh word wreslting federation! What do you have going for yourself? the rock is the great one, the electrifying one, the peoples champion, You are nothing but a big jabroni, your nothing to ythe rock a nobody a pee on!

**fans cheer**

The rock then leaves kevin kelly alone ecept for the camera man stunned and confused

Suddenly the rocks music hits and he arives at the top of the entrance way!

The rock walks down to the ring, gets on the apron and climbs to the top rope throwing his hand in the air

He climbs down and gets a microphone from lillian garcia. He begins to speak

The rock: Let the rock be the first to welcome you to the 2XW. Now lets get downto business. The rock has promised he will be the 2xw federation champion. And he soon will be. Not only will he be the champion he will be the fist sxw federation champion ever.

Fans chant ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY

The rock: now onto another subject! Super Nova you are looking for a tag team partner? well good luck to you cause you are not sucking the rock into your little game! you see the rock lives by one motto. One motto made famous by Stone Cold Steve Ausitn himself and that is DTA. Dont Trust Anybody. The rock never has and never will trust anyone.

The rock: you see the rock is a singles wrestler. The rock is the great ONE. There is no great two. The rock does not, the rock will not be your tag tema parnter!

The rock: But the rock does have some advice for you. You want a tag team parnter so bad why dont you go backstage, find a jabroni by the nake of kevin kelly, whip him in the shape, teach him everything you know, drag your two monkey asses inot this ring with the great one where the rock will begin to layeth the smacketh down on all of you candy asses!

Fans erupt and chant ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY

The rock: but whats this? the rock sees you have an open challenge? well considered yourself booked. Becasue if its a fight your looking for well you sure as hell got aht form teh rock. And he will kick teh living crap outta your candy ass and go onto to becoming hte first ever 2XW federation champion.

IF YOU SMELLLLLLLALALALALALA.....WHAT THE ROCK........IS COOKING!

The rocks music hits and he exits the ring and dissapears behind the curtains

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