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Date Posted: 20:06:10 12/29/01 Sat
Author: Johnny Knoxville
Subject: Genius
In reply to: A LITE 's message, "HOT NEW UNSIGNED ROCK BAND" on 18:48:38 12/28/01 Fri

fucking brilliantly funny.
10/10

>HOT, NEW UNSIGNED BAND? AUTOLIGHT. These boys are
>hot!!! Check them out! Collectively forming the
>perfect marketing demographic, these guys are set to
>scan the soft set cradle of the recording industry.
>Being so young as to be untouched by cynicism, so
>stupid that they can be exploited and ripped off and
>still they will not know the difference! Completely
>uneducated and spoilt these guys have no official work
>ethic other than to take drugs and play crazy guitars
>very very well in the formation of fucked up pop songs
>--- making other bands in Birmingham so jealous as to
>make them want to either a) ride their coat tails or
>b) hate them with completely no reason other than that
>they feel inadequate. AUTOLIGHT are set to be the next
>smashing pumpkins, will play to arenas of dumb
>Americans and wind up in a soulless heroin void. Its
>as obvious to the eye as it is darned to become.
>Personally I prefer living in the land of lofi
>pavement lps. Its comforting.

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