| Subject: The Teacher Took My Toad (Israel) |
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Andy Moe (moe3)
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Date Posted: 16:27:25 05/02/01 Wed
In science the other day we had a substitute names Mrs. Berg, who always goes by Y.A.S.S. (she says it stands for You Are So Special) but what it really means is Your Artharitis Sucks Soup. Anyway, I was in the back of the class, I had my special toad friend Israel who costed me $1.00 (a fricken dollar). Israel was sitting on my desk, as if he was helping me write, all the other teachers like Israel, but not Mrs. Berg, she came over to me and snatched Israel, then I pretended I needed a kleen-x, and walked up by the desk to *blow my nose* and look for Israel, but Israel was no where to be found. I searched the whole hour, and after every hour after that I went in the science room to look for Israel, but I still could'nt find him. Israel was my friend, my pal, my all-time buddy, but Mrs. Berg wrecked or future, we could have been married, or took a cruise, now I will have to buy another Israel, but it will never be the same. Now Mrs. Berg is probley in her castle dungeon with Israel tied in chains, torchering her, but I'm sure Israel misses me, she probley dead by now though...
THIS TRUE EVENT HAPPENED TODAY MAY 2 AND I AM REALLY MAD, ME AND ISRAEL WERE LIKE BROTHERS!!! :(
-Andy Moe
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