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Subject: I'm heeeeeere! I dunno where everyone else is tho... (see inside for some netetaining reading)


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Bagels are Better (wolfie)
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Date Posted: 13:12:30 05/19/01 Sat
In reply to: Crazy Pop-tart 's message, "where is everyone?" on 19:26:05 05/16/01 Wed

BushBeatlesLed: IT'S RAINING MEN!
NightComeAmber: ahhhhhh... ow that'd hurt
NightComeAmber: ~points~ that dude made a dent in my car
BushBeatlesLed: :-(what?!
NightComeAmber: the dude who was raining!
NightComeAmber: and THAT one fell on my head
NightComeAmber: sigh... the golden days when rain was normal things like cats and dogs and french fries
NightComeAmber: those were the days....
BushBeatlesLed: I know
BushBeatlesLed: *sigh*
BushBeatlesLed: and rose bushes
NightComeAmber: yeah
NightComeAmber: those too
BushBeatlesLed: and the odd post it note
BushBeatlesLed: but yaknow, those were rare
NightComeAmber: yeah... rare but golden man
NightComeAmber: i would collect them sometimew
NightComeAmber: sometimes
BushBeatlesLed: yeah
BushBeatlesLed: but twas hard
BushBeatlesLed: cuz they'd flutter
BushBeatlesLed: and you'd have to run down the street screaming COME BACK MR. POST-IT NOTE!! NOOOOO!!!!!! PLEEASSEEE!!!"
NightComeAmber: yeah i know!!! and there'd be like all these kids after the same one
BushBeatlesLed: I know
BushBeatlesLed: and I'd have to bonk them on the head with the dogs that I had collected
NightComeAmber: so it'd be really hard to get one... thats why i stopped collecting them, it just wasnt worth the effort, but man when i DID... i was like post it note king.. wait queen
BushBeatlesLed: but then they'd try and trip me by putting a rose bush in front of me.
NightComeAmber: yeah thats the only reason anyone ever collected the dogs
BushBeatlesLed: yeah
NightComeAmber: ahh!!! i hate it when they do the rose bush thing
BushBeatlesLed: so I gave up and just collected dogs and rose bushes and cats
BushBeatlesLed: I KNOW
BushBeatlesLed: I felt like strangling them with a cat!
NightComeAmber: yeah, i started collecting the rose bushes too
BushBeatlesLed: I tried it once..but the cat scratched me...
NightComeAmber: but the dogs and cats... i just got too many of them
NightComeAmber: awwww
BushBeatlesLed: I know:-(
NightComeAmber: but i mean eventually you have so many dogs and cats running around, and like they're not used to being un-raining so they die really fast
NightComeAmber: and then you just have these dead carcasses laying around
NightComeAmber: it kind of gets disturbing after a while
NightComeAmber: eventually you just hafta put them outside so they can be evaporated
BushBeatlesLed: yeah
BushBeatlesLed: I know
BushBeatlesLed: sigh
BushBeatlesLed: but then they rain back down again
NightComeAmber: yeah
BushBeatlesLed: and we go through the same cycle again
BushBeatlesLed: but that was back in the good ol' days
NightComeAmber: yup! the cycle of life man
BushBeatlesLed: now we have MEN raining down
NightComeAmber: yeah i know... sigh
NightComeAmber: yeah
NightComeAmber: stupid men... men are taking over the world
NightComeAmber: and putting dents in all our cars and roofs and heads and sidewalks and bagels
BushBeatlesLed: no they're not...cuz they keep falling from the sky and bonking their heads and getting brain damage and then evaporating
BushBeatlesLed: I know
BushBeatlesLed: dude
NightComeAmber: oh yeah thats true
BushBeatlesLed: every single bagel has been ruined
BushBeatlesLed: I hate it!
NightComeAmber: onetime this man fell on my bagel
BushBeatlesLed: I need to liek PROTECT my bagel
BushBeatlesLed: and my ramon
NightComeAmber: and he smeared the cream cheese ALL OVER
NightComeAmber: im like WHAT THE HELL
NightComeAmber: get off my bagel!!!!
NightComeAmber: and well eventually he did, he evaporated, but i was still mad cos he took some of the cream cheese with him
NightComeAmber: soon it'll be raining cream cheese
NightComeAmber: this is a very serius problem
NightComeAmber: serious
BushBeatlesLed: yeah
BushBeatlesLed: verrryyyy
BushBeatlesLed: dude, CREAM CHEESE
BushBeatlesLed: but then the existing cream cheese will feel like it's territory is being invaded!
NightComeAmber: i know man!
NightComeAmber: and then and then
NightComeAmber: they'll like start getting pissed off at one another
NightComeAmber: and they'll start a war!
BushBeatlesLed: OH NO!
BushBeatlesLed: a cream cheese war!
NightComeAmber: i know dude!!!!! it'd be so terrible :o(
NightComeAmber: like WW3 man
BushBeatlesLed: LOL

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oops, that should say "entertaining" (NT)wolfAY13:15:07 05/19/01 Sat
heeeeeeeeee!! butbut...when will the time come that women will rain? or reign. haha. that was corny (NT)Opatcha09:15:53 05/30/01 Wed


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