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Date Posted: 16:52:17 11/29/99 Mon
Author: Tommy
Subject: Funny Chain letter I recieved today

I recieved this chain letter someone sent to me in e-mail today. I am not really into chain letters but someone else might enjoy reading it.
Love,
Tommy:

The Lovers of the Heart
In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss.

Article 1: Statement of Love: The Kiss
1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck... I want you
4. Kiss on the lips... I love you
5. Kiss on the ears... I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else... uh-oh
7. Look in your eyes... kiss me
9. Hand on your waist... I love you so much

Article 2: The Three Steps
1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him
2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good
3. Guy and Girls: Close your eyes when kissig, it is rude to stare

Article 3: The Commandments
1. Thou shall not squeeze to hard. 2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, just give 1 or take 1.
3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.

Article 4: You must make 25 copies within 5 days or you will have bad luck for seven years in relationships

**Remember**

A peach is a peach,

A plum is a plum,

A kiss isn't a kiss without some toungue

so open up your mouth, close your eyes,

and give your tounge some exercise!!!


Kisses blown are kisses wasted
Kisses arent kisses unless thier tasted
Kisses spread germs and germs are hated
So kiss me baby im vaccinated!!!!!!



That was the first chain letter. This is the second:


Well here are a few reasons that girls like guys

1. The way they always wear their favorite cologne

2. The way the run their hands through out hair

3. The way that they look at you and you want to die right then and there

4. The way that they casually put their arms around you

5. The way that they kiss away your tears

6. ...and the way that they then get mad at how they can't make your problem go away

7. The way they show off around their friends

8. How there eyes light up at the result of 3 hours of preparing for your date

9. How they always know just what to say to make you blush

10. How they sometimes think that they know just what to say to make you feel better

11. The way they hold you close when you are cold

12. How they look at you when your mad at them and all your anger melts away

13. How they always smile when you are together

14. The way that they always let you win any game
that you play together

15. ... and then when you point that out to them they pretend to not know what you are talking about

16. The way that they smile at you

17. The way that you feel when they call to apologize after you had a big fight

18. The way that they say I love you

19. The way that they say I love you in front of their friends

20. The way that they touch and hold you so gently, like they are afraid that they will break you

21. The way that they kiss you

22. The way that they open their arms to you when you are crying

23. The way that they never admit that you hurt them

24. The way that they try not to cry when they are afraid that they are losing you

25. The way that they think that they are your big protector, even though you think that you are theirs

26. The way that they say I miss you, even though they hate to admit it

27. The way that you miss everything about them when they are gone

28. The way that they remember your special moments, when you think that they forgot

29. The way that they apologize when they do forget

30. The way that they comfort you when you have a bad day

31. The way that you can't wait to get home and tell them all about your day

32. The way that they write you love letters even if they think that it is uncool

33. How they would rather be with you then their friends sometime

34. How you want to hug them even though they are all sweaty

35. Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them... it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without a trace of sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley comsumed within the rhythimic beatings of his heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing a feeling, that is only felt.


WELL here's a few reasons why guys like girls


1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder

3. How cute they look when they sleep

4. the ease in which they fit into our arms

5. the way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world

6. How cute they are when they eat

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while

8. because they are always warm even when its minus 30 out side

9. the way they look good no matter what they wear

10. the way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth

11. How cute they are when they argue

12. the way her hand always finds yours

13. the way they smile

14. the way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight

15. the way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later....

16. the way they kiss when you do something nice for them

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you'

18. actually... just the way they kiss you...

19. the way they fall into your arms when they cry

20. then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt

22. then the way apologize when it does hurt ..(even though we don't admit it!)

23. the way they say "I miss you"

24. the way you miss them

25. the way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore.....Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them... it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.




This chain started in 1887. It is a love chain letter. In 5 days you are suppose to send it to 25 people. It is easy, just look into chat rooms and find them. Anyways, send it to 25 people in 5 days. Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say " I love you," or " Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!!!!!

N Now the consequences N

The consequences are: If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships. If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!!!>>

Congraulations! You have been chosen to particapate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet! Once read, this letter must IMMEDIATELY ( meaning within the hour) be sent to 10 people. After you send it, make a wish and it will come true in the amount of time of days, as the time. For example, if you sent it @ 8:00, your wish will come true in eight YOU MAY NOT WAIT FOR A CERTIAN TIME TO SEND IT........ REMEMBER, IT MUST BE SENT WITHIN 5 DAYS, OR YOUR WISH WILL NOT COME TRUE! If IF THIS CHAIN LETTER IS CONTINUED UNTIL THE YEAR 2000, IT WILL BE PLACED IN THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!!

*WARNING* IF YOU DO NOT PASS THIS ON, SOMETHING BAD OR WORSE WILL HAPPEN TO YOU:

* NOTE* THE MORE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO THE MORE LUCK YOU WILL HAVE IN YOUR LOVE LIFE. IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN LETTER ( IT HAS BEEN GOING SINCE 1887) YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE FOR SEVEN YEARS. THIS IS NO JOKE. GOOD LUCK!


now tell me isn't this the cutest thing that you have ever seen?


here is that catch

e-mail it to

0 people -- nothing too bad will happen ?

1-11 people -- you will get a happy surprise !

12-21 people -- someone that likes you will comeout and tell you

22-31 people -- someone that likes you will ask you out

33-41+ people -- YOU WILL SEE
(IT WILL BE GOOD)
>>

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