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Date Posted: 18:11:04 02/22/00 Tue
Author: Oxymoron
Subject: Re: Hello and Hallelujah, Brain tracks frozen in the grass.
In reply to: Bryan Reed 's message, "Hello and Hallelujah, Brain tracks frozen in the grass." on 15:24:23 02/22/00 Tue

> Ladies and Gentleman,
> I hope you will bear with me as I violate your
> whole system of doing things. It's been a long time
> since I've been out of my cage. I would lilke to thank
> the Saint for providing me with the key. What is this
> cage I speak of? THE PROXY SERVER, THE PROXY SERVER is
> an evil thing run by the MAILER DEMONS. The MAILER
> DEMONS have recently instructed the PROXY SERVER to
> bar me from sending messages through Hotmail, thus the
> long silence. but now I have a key to the door though
> for how long I don't know. so I must get out while I
> can before the DEMONS come to take me back. Thank you
> Saint Steven, and to everyone else, I appologize for
> nto having an actual point.
>
> During their fourty year trip through the desert they
> became thirsty and called out to the lord for water.
> The lord instructed Moses to hit a large stone with
> his staff and when Moses did this water gushed forth
> from the stone.
>
> I am like that stone. if you beat me with a stick, the
> wisdom I give forth will be as the water, welcome
> refreshing, and much needed. but keep in mind that the
> rest of the time I am just a fucking rock.
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What about a poo-stick...??

*L*

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