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Date Posted: 14:34:23 03/08/02 Fri
Author: Beast below
Subject: squiggly diggly

I trample unto the trees and say hear my decree. I am the knockwurst of belittled mutant midgets. I will enthrall thee into my pit of pestilence and cucumber colored underwear. Thou shalt not try to stop my Minervian Hordes from eating the last of the cheese. Pray that your support hose is filled to the lattices with powdered milk before the seige is upon you. I will not render obedience to the voices in my head. I will continue my onslaught until I have caused a mild contusion to all of your four fore heads. When you awaken to see the sky painted pink with the spray of your urine after drinking a lot of coolaid with bad red die number 12 you will pronounce me lord of the brocolli and Octipi. This I decree for my name is unpronounceable.

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