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Subject: If A is true and B is true, than C means my poem is funny

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Date Posted: 14:11:43 07/30/02 Tue

I hope this poem won�t cause indigestion
But I present to you a logical question
Does your language continue in the basic norm
Or are all identical languages to these are languages in standard form?
Does fear of poems begging the question take up your time?
If this is one, is it a circular rhyme?
If this is not that, at this particular junction
Does that mean I have a syllogistic dysfunction?
So I dot my dysfunction with another injunction
Or have I created a dysfunctional conjunction?
And further I ask, was I right with a dot
It was adding... so I suppose I was not
It was a wedge like a V, not a dot
Now I see,
My poem is rot, this is plain to me
If you would hold back the critics it would be most gracious
Of course I�m aware, pity�s informally fallacious

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