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Date Posted: 21:30:08 06/03/03 Tue
Author: Juli
Subject: .three stooges.

Juli expertly pilots the Alibi into a canyon, and sets her down in a hard to find hiding spot. "So, guys? Are we the three musketeers? Or the three stooges?" she asks, grinning at the viewport at the lush terrain.
She pops the virus infected disk out of her laptop, and slips it into her pocket. Then, she unfastens a pendant from around her neck. The pendant is a square piece of metal, two centimeters square, and has little etch marks on it. She plugs the pendant into the computer motherboard, and waits a few minutes. Words appear on the screen:
GOOD MORNING, GUEST USER. IDENTIFY YOURSELF.
Juli smiles, softly, "Hey, Sparky, remember me?" she asks.
MISTRESS JULINA. IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME. WHY DO I NOT COMPUTE MAIN IDENTIFICATION OF SHIP BODY?
"You're not the NovaCat any more. You're on a Lambda Escort Shuttle, Alibi."
THAT IS WHY I NO LONGER HAVE A VOCODOR TO COMMUNICATE WITH. IDENTIFY OTHER BEINGS ON BOARD.
"Yungutac and Chrome. Yungutac, you remember the NovaCat, right? This is her program. I managed to save it to a chip" she turns to the two men behind her, "Guys, speak to her." she turns back, "Sparky, memorize Chrome's and Yungutac's voices. Place a security lock so only the three of us can get on board and fly the ship."
ALREADY DONE, JULI. YUNGUTAC IS RECOGNIZED USER FROM PREVIOUS MEMORY FILE. CHROME WILL BE RECOGNIZED AS SOON AS VOCAL PATTERN IS LOGGED. ALERT: SENSORS CAN NOT FIND ASSAULT-DEFENDER DROID DESIGNATED #3. WHY CAN I NOT FIND D3?
"D3 was destroyed a year ago, on planet Kamino."
KAMINO DOES NOT COMPUTE.
"You've never been there."
OH.
JULI, WHY AM I NO LONGER THE NOVACAT?
"I can't find the Cat. She's somewhere around here."
EFFORTS SHOULD BE MADE TO FIND HER. SISTER COMPUTER WAS ALSO CREATED IN HER. SENSORS CANNOT DETECT SISTER COMPUTER "MYNOCK" ANYWHERE ON ALIBI. WHY DID YOU NOT DOWNLOAD HER AS WELL?
"I never had a hard copy. Don't worry, sparky. We'll find her."
A VOCODER WOULD BE NICE, TOO.
"Second priority. I will find Mynock."
I KNOW YOU WILL, JULI. YOU HAVE CREATED A VIRUS FOR VENHYDRA?
"Yes."
HEH HEH. HAVE FUN. I WILL AID YOUR SEARCH FOR MYNOCK WHILE YOU'RE GONE.
"Ok, see ya, Sparky."
BYE BYE, SMOOCHYPOO.
Juli snorts, "Minor gliche. I'll need to fix that." she explains to Yungutac and Chrome.
CORRECTION. I HAVE NO GLICHES. YOU PROGRAMMED ME FOR SARCASM.
"Don't remind me. Chrome, Yungutac, you guys ready? After we tear up Venhydra hall, we'll come back here to look for the Cat. I crashed her down here some time back, before I left. It shouldn't be too difficult to find her."

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Replies:

all right -- Chrome, 04:40:12 06/04/03 Wed
- .heh heh. -- Juli, 20:05:03 06/05/03 Thu
  - follows -- Chrome, 12:33:07 06/06/03 Fri
    - OOC: To the hall... (NT) -- Juli, 14:18:00 06/06/03 Fri