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Date Posted: 22:42:42 06/02/12 Sat
Author: Hondo Purvis (angry as hell)
Subject: Re: Edwins Restaurant Best Caribbean Feast in Canada
In reply to: Mr. Edwin 's message, "Edwins Restaurant Best Caribbean Feast in Canada" on 02:09:49 01/11/12 Wed

I ate at yer cheap ass restaurantee and didn't even get to finish my meal before it exploded out of my ass into my britches. I ran outside to hide my shitty pantaloons from my date but he followed. I was forced to strip my pants off and run home. I was picked up by a friendly highway patrolman who handcuffed me to a urinal at a rest stop near mile marker 354. I lived off of the occasional toilet flush and a urinal cake for 2 weeks before i was discovered by a traveling band of contortionists. I demand a free coupon for my disagreeable visit to your filthy eatery.

love Hondo

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