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BowieLover (aka Brite)
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Date Posted: 11:47:38 05/15/01 Tue
In reply to:
Shasta
's message, "Welcome" on 11:05:49 05/15/01 Tue
Whee! Message board fabulous-ness! I like this better than the listserv, because it'll be nicer to keep in touch with y'all than emails. Anyway, I tire of being called "Brite", so I'll be signing off as various things, all having to do with David Bowie though. If it has Bowie or Thursday in the name, then it's me. Unless someone's copying. Then I'll have to open a can of whoop ass. I rule.
Anyway, yay Shasta, this rocks! All you slackers better post here. I'm in the process of convincing my father that he really wants to go see UCF play in New Orleans. I think it's working... but he'll go anywhere for a good football game. :D I can't hold it in anymore, so here's that joke I was telling you all about. It's better when you hear it, but oh well.
There's this guy with a lisp, and he goes into a pet supply store. He walks up to the counter to ask the cashier dude a question.
"Do you thell bird theed?"
The cashier can't quite understand him and asks him to repeat it again.
"Do you THELL bird THEED?"
The cashier still can't understand him, and the man gets frustrated and leaves the store.
The next day, he comes back and the same cashier is behind the counter. He asks again, "Do you thell bird theed?"
The poor cashier doesn't understand him, try as he may, and tells the man to leave the store. Frustrated again, he leaves.
He comes back yet again the next day. This time he has a different question.
"Do you thtuff birdth?"
The cashier sits up. "Wait, I think I understood part of that, can you say it again?"
"Do you thtuff birdth?"
The cashier, happy that he can finally understand the poor guy, says "Well, yeah! We stuff birds!"
The man flips the cashier off and says "Well, you can thtuff thith bird, he died yethderday!"
Hehe... I laughed for about five minutes when I heard it. My dad tells it a lot better. Anyway, hope you liked it! You can smack me later if I wasted your time. :p
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