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Date Posted: 15:51:27 11/26/00 Sun
Author: Stardoe
Subject: The next installment of the X-Fools

[today's introduction went something like this]
Who do you call when something bad crawls from the swamp?
She's really smart and very sharp
And he just wants a bonk.
She is Donut Sulky and he is Fax Smoulder

Sulky"OH God I love you"
Smoulder "Why are you staring at that Brad Pitt calendar?"

They are the X FOOOOOOOLS!!!!!!!

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Skinhead is in his apartment watching a music programme. He is upset that there are all girly bands and no boy bands. Smoulder knocks at the door and yells "Sir , are you decent?"
Skinhead says "NO, come in. "
Smoulder asks Skinhead what he is doing and Skinhead replies he is watching 'Pop til you Drop.' He says he is not happy that there are no boy bands and then says "OH at last. The Back Seat Boys."
Smoulder says " Yeah , they're great"

Smoulder "I've brought over that sample from Uranus to show you sir."
Skinhead "I never gave any sample"
Smoulder "NO, sir, this is the rock from Uranus that came back on the shuttle. It's in this box. Lets have a look at it. "
Skinhead "NO, NO. Don't open it. "
Smoulder "But sir, it's really pretty"
Skinhead "NO, NOOOOOOOO!"

Smoulder opens the box

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We hear the clip clip clip of Sulky's heals on the hall floor as she heads for Skinhead's apartment.
Sulky" Smoulder's been at Assistance Director Skinhead's apartment for a long time. I hope he's alright. I don't like leaving him alone with Skinhead for too long. "

She walks in the door.

Smoulder and Skinhead in wierd slo-mo alien voices" HI Sulky. What are you doing? "

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Voiceover
[blah blah blah ] Was Smoulder and Skinhead's condition caused by the mysterious sample from Uranus?
Skinhead's voice "I said I didn't give any sample!"

[blah blah blah] We'll find out in the next installment of the X-FOOOOOOOOOLS!!!!!!

Stardoe [trying to remember most of it. ]

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Replies:

That's so funny! -- detoured, 00:56:12 11/27/00 Mon
- yeah that's fine. Today's ep..... -- Stardoe, 14:47:56 11/27/00 Mon
  - Wednesday's ep. -- Stardoe, 16:24:18 11/28/00 Tue
    - hee hee hee! Keep em coming. They're great Stardoe, thanks :-) (NT) -- detoured, 01:06:18 11/29/00 Wed
      - Thursday's ep -- Stardoe, 16:57:19 11/29/00 Wed
        Friday's ep -- Stardoe, 15:22:15 11/30/00 Thu
        This story is taking a weird turn! -- detoured, 00:29:07 12/01/00 Fri
        The X-Fools -- Richard, 10:57:35 12/18/00 Mon
        Thanks for the info! -- detoured, 14:29:44 12/18/00 Mon
        HEY RICHARD, YOU LIFE SAVER!!!!!! -- Stardoe, 02:20:06 12/20/00 Wed
        Re: HEY RICHARD, YOU LIFE SAVER!!!!!! -- Richard, 12:20:35 12/20/00 Wed
        Thanks, I'll check it out. :-) (NT) -- Stardoe, 19:17:58 12/28/00 Thu