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Date Posted: 13:08:42 10/20/00 Fri
Author: Islandgirl
Subject: An X-Files joke
In reply to: Stardoe 's message, "Well I saw the X on Sesame Street again two days ago." on 01:45:37 10/20/00 Fri

This was actually part of a *LONG* e-mail joke that somebody sent me where various real, historical and fictional people are asked "Why did the chicken cross the road?" My two favorite parts were:

Fox Mulder: "Why did the chicken cross the road? Come on, Scully, you *SAW* the chicken cross the road with your own eyes! How many chickens are going to have to cross before you BELIEVE??"


I also liked:

Al Gore: "I invented chickens."

Islandgirl, who is *HONESTLY* not trying to start a political debate and realizes that the Canadians, Australians and Europeans on these boards probably won't get U.S. politcal jokes, anyway!

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