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Date Posted: 22:17:06 11/25/04 Thu
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: Are you sure this is what going rogue means?
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "Kande looks around, suddenly paranoid" on 08:14:35 11/22/04 Mon

Kande adjusts the little frilly white apron she's wearing over a miniscule black dress and fishnet tights. She glances back at her sis, who is dressed in fatigues with black smears under her eyes. KS gives her a thumbs-up. "This dress doesn't even cover my derriere," Kande moans, mincing into the Klub's dining area with a large platter of turkey.

"Step one in the master plan," KS mutters to herself, as she darts behind Bubba, who is also in a maid's outfit, and then rolls beneath a table. She neatly catches a turkey leg as it falls to the floor and starts munching on it as she takes out her sub-machine gun. She winces as Kande tries to tug her skirt down and a wave of water glasses slides to the end of her platter. Kande chooses to save the glasses, and the skirt takes care of itself by rolling neatly beneath her granny underpants. "Step two in the master plan," KS chortles.

Kande and Bubba walk around and serve everyone a Thanksgiving dinner, even Stardoe and the Mayor, both of whom are enjoying this peculiar American holiday of turkey-killing. The Mayor taps on her water glass and stands up, holding her wine glass high. The rest of Shipperville follows suit.

"I think it is traditional in the U.S. to take a moment to give thanks," she warbles into a microphone that miraculously appears in front of her, thanks to Bubba. "But I'd like to start our own tradition in Shipperville."

"She'll probably send 'round a donation platter for herself," CW whispers to the mysterious man she's been toting around for the better part of the season. He smiles at her and continues digging into the stuffing. CW smiles back queasily. Honestly, she'd prefer that he use his silverware.

"Ahem," the Mayor coughs into her fist, trying to get back everyone's attention. "I'd like to start the tradition of...what the heck?!"

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Re: Are you sure this is what going rogue means? -- CW, 07:33:10 11/29/04 Mon
- After the brouhaha that was Thanksgiving... -- Kande's Sis, 16:23:36 12/19/04 Sun
  - Sighing, CW -- CW, 07:29:11 12/20/04 Mon
  - Smith! I supposed the J stands for... -- Kande's Sis, 09:58:05 12/20/04 Mon
    - Stomping back to her house, KS -- CW, 08:15:12 12/21/04 Tue
      - Lieutenant Charles James Smith, M.D. -- Kande's Sis, 19:07:40 12/21/04 Tue
        Bubba hops from foot to foot... -- kande, 03:10:49 12/22/04 Wed
        Just a second, IG -- Kande's Sis as Santa says, 08:58:10 12/22/04 Wed
        The rest of the fortunate -- CW, 09:07:52 12/22/04 Wed
        Oof! Get off my lap! -- Kande's Sis, still posing as Santa, 18:28:18 12/22/04 Wed
        Bubba licks his candy cane (without removing the wrapper). -- kande, 03:51:37 12/23/04 Thu
        Blinking in surprise -- CW--that makes two of us, 07:20:57 12/24/04 Fri
        T'was the night before Christmas -- Kande's Sis, 14:21:21 12/24/04 Fri
        T'was the night before Christmas -- Kande's Sis, 14:23:04 12/24/04 Fri
        Later on Christmas Day -- Kande's Sis, 23:52:34 12/25/04 Sat
        Should we tell her? -- CW, 21:08:41 12/26/04 Sun
        "You know what this town needs?" asks Kande in a whisper. -- kande, 03:33:51 12/27/04 Mon
        KS looks down in disgust -- Kande's Sis, 09:59:04 12/27/04 Mon
        Flying out of the door -- CW, 18:19:47 12/28/04 Tue
        My Barby! moans Stardoe -- Kande's Sis, 07:50:17 12/29/04 Wed