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Date Posted: 03:31:45 08/22/05 Mon
Author: Stardoe
Subject: Re: Seeing the cheese lady enter the Klub...
In reply to: Kande's Sis, still causing mayhem 's message, "Seeing the cheese lady enter the Klub..." on 20:12:23 08/01/05 Mon

They all race to the cupboard under the stairs and rip off the door. They recoil in sheer terror at the site before them. A gangly boy with a shock of black hair, broken round glasses and a scar the shape of a lightening bolt on his forehead steps forward blinking in bewilderment.
"Who are you?" he stammers. " I was sure I said DIAGON alley this time."
He steps out of the cupboard and stares at the crowd staring back at him.

The mayor steps forward and grabs him by the throat.
"What have you done with Bubba? " she screams.
The boy wipes the spittle from his eye and tries to explain that he has never heard of Bubba and was just trying to get to Olivanda's.
KS, now fearing that she will be blamed for Bubba's death because she failed in the assassination attempt of the cheese woman, shoves the boy back into the cupboard and slams the door. A flash of greenish light is seen under the door crack as the Shippervillians race upstairs to find Uncle. They all cram into the room only to find it empty. Now KS is really packing it. She backs out as they all turn on her. She slides down the bannister and hurtles out onto the street. She stops dead in her tracks and the others all crash into her, falling in a pile on the road. The Mayor is the first to look up. They all gape in astonishment. There under the old oak tree in the centre of the commmon, is the cheese woman. Wearing an Uncle Sam hat with stars and stripes power suit cut high to the thigh. On each side of her are two stupified aliens holding a banner that reads:
"Bubbaretta for Mayor" Vote 1 for pleasure and pizza. High above tied to the tree are ballons reading: Root Beer Reeks. Pepsi and Pizza Pack a Punch.
"She's not very good at her alliteration is she?" mumbles Rabid, ever the librarian.
"Nor her campaign slogans" mutters CW.
In the mean time Kande and the Mayor are ropeable. As they stand shaking with livid rage over their own stupid helplessness someone has a great idea. KS comes to her senses and declares that there is only one person who can remedy this sorry situation. Dr Stardoe.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO" they all screech. "She's no good. Laying up there on her verandah all day sinking stubbies of VB. Hasn't seen the inside of her lab since she sleep walked that night and tore out her Mulder and Scully shipper den and replaced everything with Stargate alien war battle pictures. The shock of waking up and seeing her handywork....she just couldn't handle it. That she could betray the memory of the MSR.....had a complete breakdown. Gotten fat too. No. She's no good anymore. Even sold her takhis. Just sits there on the verandah, all day. Weeds growing up around the place. Spose she'll snap out of it one day."

"Ok" says CW, ever the sensible one. It's Super Det. That's who we'll get. "Quick, Rabid. Send up a smoke signal. Let Det know she has to come and save the day...once more. "

They all set about collecting firewood and greenery for good smoking. The fire builds, the plume of yellowish smoke rises. Det is sure to get the message. Hopefully before they all get high on the fumes. Just what was that greenery Kande pulled out of the Mayor's walled garden?

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While they sat around the fire -- CW, 08:15:53 08/30/05 Tue