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Date Posted: 13:38:50 05/14/06 Sun
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: Just as Kande wheels around to confront her nemesis
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "Kande wipes an avalanche of sweat from her forehead" on 19:08:58 05/10/06 Wed

The sound of broken glass comes from the laundry room in the back of the Klub's kitchen. The crowd turns and looks at KS expectantly.

KS sighs. "OK, I get it. I'm the designated badass. I'll go check it out." She stands and does a quick check of the weapons stashed in her utility belt. The crowd lets out an audible sigh of relief as she puts on her safety goggles and shrugs into a kevlar vest handed to her by Bubba. After all, if something happens to KS, they'll have to draw straws to see who goes in next.

The Mayor slaps KS on the back as she strides by, knocking the intrepid assassin off her feet for a moment. She snarls and recovers, slipping quickly and quietly into the Laundry room.

"Well, Kande, are you going to get us some snacks while we wait to see what KS discovers?" the Mayor briskly slaps her palms together and gathers up her knitting.

"Uh...sure. Bubba! Snacks and rootbeer all around!" Kande hollers, adding under her breath, "Only $50 per person." She jumps as her little nemesis smirks at her. "What do you want?"

"You a boy!" Her nemesis chortles, while the rest of the gang catches sight of her and starts cooing about how cute she is, and look at that blonde hair, etc., etc., ad nauseum.

"PFC 2, I oughtta..." Kande begins but then a crash is heard in the laundry room, shaking the entire Klub.

"Ooh, do you think KS is OK?" CW asks in a shaky voice, her hand at her throat.

"I'm sure she is," Stardoe reassures her, although her drained face and hand hovering over her holster informs the group she's not as sure as she sounds.

Complete and utter silence fall the crash, when all of a sudden loud cursing is heard.

"Thank God! She's OK!" the Mayor stands up and announces. KS suddenly appears at her shoulder, blood dripping down her chin from a gashed lip, a scrape beneath her nose.

"Don't worry everyone, I found the culprit!" She holds up a mangled laundry basket. "I subdued it and you can all rest easy now."

"The culprit is a laundry basket?" IG quizzes the assassin.

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Not the laundry *basket* IG, it was the laundry. -- kenamom, cluing in, 13:38:05 05/22/06 Mon