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Date Posted: 15:59:26 04/09/04 Fri
Author: Kande's Sis
Subject: Because, you see...
In reply to: CW 's message, "As the Monopoly Gang" on 19:35:36 04/06/04 Tue

KS just happens to be on personal terms with the Easter Bunny. Yes, you heard right, THE Easter Bunny. Himself. On good terms with. Seems KS saved him from the jaws of a fox 10 years ago and he's owed her a favor all these years. So when KS glared at the Monopoly gang and everyone else who were laughing at her unfortunate fall, she knew something they didn't. The Easter Bunny owes her a favor.

Without further ado, KS got up without a word and went to the kitchen to use the phone. Bubba snuck up behind her and hid behind the refrigerator.

KS: "Hello, is this the Easter Bunny?

KS: "Hi, it's me, KS."

KS: "Ha, ha, very funny. You know, Kande's Sis. Lives in Shipperville? Ten years ago? The fox? Oh right, NOW you remember."

KS: "Uh huh. Uh huh. I'm not terribly interested in your rabbit woes, I have a favor to ask you."

KS: "No, I'm not paying you. NOT paying you! You owe me a favor. Yes, it is too how the system works. I do something for you, now you do something for me. I am NOT with the Mob. No, I'm not. I'm not, I tell you! Fine. Whatever. Here's what I want you to do."

At this point, KS starts whispering and Bubba can't hear her any more. He races out to the Klub, where the Monopoly gang are reenacting KS's fall on her keister. He tugs on the Mayor's shirt. Getting no response, he tugs on CW's shirt. Finally, in exasperation, he tugs so hard on Kande's shirt that the spandex rips.

"Bubba! This was a brand-new Marvin Martian bike shirt! What do you want?"

Bubba starts hopping around the room, pantomiming putting eggs behind the chairs.

"A kangaroo?" Stardoe has come up behind the group and guesses.

"No, I think it's some strange version of the Nutcracker," CW ventures a guess.

Bubba slaps his forehead. Will these humans never understand the beauty of pantomime? Had they never played charades as children?

"Oh, I get it! Bubba's the Easter Bunny! Isn't he cute?" Kande beams at him fondly. Then she scowls. "Maybe he's going to bring me a new shirt in my basket."

They all watch as Bubba pantomimes snatching all the baskets.

"What do you mean we're not getting a visit from the Easter Bunny?"

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Replies:

Suddenly they all get the message -- CW, 07:03:05 04/10/04 Sat
- Everyone gathers at the Klub for Easter brunch -- Kande's Sis, 09:29:39 04/11/04 Sun