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Date Posted: 02:43:37 08/02/04 Mon
Author: Non -catholic Stardoe
Subject: I need to find the village priest.

Greetings to all. HOpe you are all chipper. I have a terrible confession to make. A dreadful dreadful confession. As I am High Church of England, that's close enough to Catholic to get a me a Priest to confess to.

Here goes: Forgive me father for I have sinned [I only know that from watching TV and hanging around Mick friends] I've never confessed to anything before because I"m pretty pure and also a good liar. Um.....a month or so ago I was at the pictures. I was watching the shorts to what looked like a really good flick. And a terrible thing happened. DD flashed up onto the screen and he never registered with me. My hubby nudged me and said "Look , isn't that your mate? " "Yes, I know about this movie," I replied calmly " they were talking about it on the net. It's about drag queens. I knew he was in it. " While all the while I was screaming inside. I couldn't beleive it. Even Dogsbreath made me cry out in a reflex when I saw him in Spy Kids. But after all this time, DD of all people, did not register even a mute refex reaction. Nothing. I didn't even notice it was him until hubby told me.I just don't know how it could have ever happened.

So please, please ,please don't excommunicate [another catholic word I've picked up] from Shipperville for this terrible, terrible sin. Someone splash a bit of holy water on me......Scully's tears, Mulder's pee from his roadside lizard-dribble in the final ep, de-ironized water from the neck chip vial ....anything to cleans me of the Phoebe Greens and Diana Fowl-ones that I feel are possessing me for daring to drift from the path of truth.

Stardoe [so so so ashamed of herself]

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Re: I need to find the village priest. -- Islandgirl, 08:57:02 08/02/04 Mon
- LOL! We all will forgive you! -- CW, 17:17:19 08/02/04 Mon
  - HOw does that one go again? -- Stardoe, 15:13:47 08/03/04 Tue