After Stardoe retires for the evening -- X-Philes World-Shipperville

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Date Posted: 19:40:34 08/06/04 Fri
Author: Kande's Sis..or should I say "wascally wabbit"
Subject: After Stardoe retires for the evening
In reply to: Stardoe 's message, "Sitting in her highbacked recliner in the sherrif's office....." on 00:50:13 08/06/04 Fri

KS tiptoes into Stardoe's laboratory and punches in the key on the security pad. She breathes a sigh of relief as the scanners go down. No use getting the Sheriff more riled up than she needs to be. Pulling her black ski mask up on her head, KS walks over to the clone banks.

"Rats! More Richard Gere look-alikes!" KS ponders the DNA changes she needs to make in order to recreate clones that look exactly like Viggo Mortensen. She takes an eye dropper and plops a small amount of a gelatinous fluid into a beaker and shakes it vigorously. She puts the beaker under the heat lamps and leans back in Stardoe's chair.

"This mad scientist stuff is exhausting," KS mutters to herself as she breaks Stardoe's computer password in 3 seconds flat. She chuckles as she reads Stardoe's e-mail and tracks the personal ad Stardoe placed last month on a singles site.

'Sheriff and Mad Scientist looking for SWM or DWM for long sunset walks and staring into each other's eyes over dinner. Call 555-1212 or write...' KS's mouth drops. The initials Stardoe used in her ad are the same as CW's latest escort. Coincidence or devious plot? KS surmises it must be a devious plot. Quickly, she changes the ad to read:

"Sexpot Sheriff and Mad Scientist looking for maniac. Must be absent-minded, bald, and potbellied for serious romance. Contact me immediately via the Mayor of Shipperville at 555-1414.'

There, KS smirks to herself. That will keep the Sheriff in fines for a month! That will teach her to keep track of me through monitors! KS looks up at the monitor that is supposedly tracking her in her house. The clone of herself she'd set up in her torture chamber is still cleaning all her dental tools. KS sits up abruptly and pulls down her ski mask. She's heard a noise outside the door. Turning off the lights and slipping behind the door, she quietly pulls out her stun gun as the door opens and...

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CRASH! BANG! CLUTTER!!!! -- Stardoe, 20:11:23 08/06/04 Fri
- KS looks down at the prone and silent body of the superhero -- Kande's Sis, 10:14:13 08/07/04 Sat