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Date Posted: 00:25:04 08/31/04 Tue
Author: Stardoe
Subject: Stardoe rushes towards Bubba
In reply to: Kande's Sis 's message, "KS stumps into the Klub..." on 09:11:48 08/29/04 Sun

She grabs the retractable pincher protruding from his left buttock cheek and yanks it out to it's full length. Ignoring Bubba' howling, Stardoe jumps onto the bar and lunges at the bewildered mayor. With one mighty swoop she latches the pincer onto the bulberous head of the giant wormy sluggy thing that has slithered out of Kenamom's ear canal.

"Everybody find cover!" she yells as she dives behind an empty root beer barrel. KS's pony tail rises gingerly above the upturned saloon table and she gasps at the sight. Kenamom is being tossed from side to side as the disgusting worm fights to wrest itself from the grasp of Bubba's Bum pincer. Kenamom's eyes roll in her head as finally the worm breaks free from her ear and is sucked back inside Bubba's pincer cavity with a horrible gurgling noise. Forgetting the prostrate mayor, everyone turns to look at Bubba. With a sheepish grin the little alien reaches below the bar and brings out a box of very fat cuban cigars. Before he hands them around he scrawls a date on the paper they are wrapped in. Everyone stares at their cigar. 22/12/04

KS picks up her little box and hands it to Bubba. The grateful alien takes it and gives KS a peck on the cheek.

"But I've never been to the doctor" moans Kenamom from the floor.

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