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Date Posted: 03:54:08 05/12/03 Mon
Author: kande
Subject: The triumphant trio splits up in Portland
In reply to: kenamom, offering Shawn a little spirit for her tea 's message, "Shawn and the Mayor sip tea in the sunshine..." on 19:11:36 05/10/03 Sat

KS heads to her retreat in southern Oregon, while kande and SO head to DC to report on the coup in Canada. Kande and SO do a little happy dance as they get in the "A" group for the first leg of their Southwest flights. SO finishes her dance with a coughing fit. "Stupid code," she mutters between hacks.

As she hurtles southward, KS tunes in the radio to the transmitter Shaun is wearing. "...I mean, how can you take over a country if you're asleep by 9:00 every night?" chortles Kenamom. "What a bunch of lunkheads!"

Furious, KS shoves a CD into the player. She sings along, off-key, of course, with a Wilco tune. "Nothing! Nothing! Nothing!" The windows in cars within a one mile radius shatter and the drivers veer off the roads and into the ditches. KS is oblivious as she sings on. Unable to hear herself clearly, she begins to sing louder.

Meanwhile, Kenamom has to turn off her transmitter. "Geez, that girl can't sing!" Shaun chuckles at the mayor. "What are you laughing at?" Kenamom writes up a fine and tosses it at Shaun.

"What's this?"

"Your first Shipperville fine."

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