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Date Posted: 13:48:00 12/28/99 Tue
Author: Mr. Stiles
Subject: our exchange student

Yes, we got an exchange student...his name was Milan Kruchenkavanhosky the 3rd. He arrived and i had such high hopes, but i knew this wasnt going to be what i planned when i got a whiff of his filthy swedish stench. It smelled like rotten cabbage and moldy socks. But being the nice guy i am i passed it off as merely over seas grooming habits...i figured we'd just have to teach the heathen to bathe. Then things went from semi good to down right shitty. On the drive home from the airport Milan began to fart and play with his genitals in the car. I thought this too was a strange over seas ritual. So i let it go. Then when we got home, Milan ran into the house and took a shit on my favorite chair! Then he began jumping up and down on the furniture and knocking over our shit and calling me a "american imbecile and a cockmaster". This made me angry so i grabbed Milan and head butted him, knocking him out. We drug him to his room and laid him on his bed. My wife said it may have been jet lag that caused Milans outlandish behavior. But we were sorely mistaken. At 3:00AM in the morning i heard a loud groaning sound from the other side of my bed...when i rolled over..i saw Milan squeezing a huge turd out of his ass apon my wifes sleeping face!!!!! I tackled Milan to the floor and began punching him in the face and then my wife awoke...and called the cops....soon the police arrived and had to gun down milan with their automatic rifles. I thought perhaps that was quite drastic...but oh well....
well thats all i have to say about my foreign exchange experience,...if you have any questions about this strange occurance...drop my wife an email at snow_angl@juno.com
thank you assholes

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