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Subject: For Kev


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Date Posted: 21:22:16 01/13/06 Fri

The SAS, regular army and Police are on a training mission in the forest. The instructor sends each team into the forest to kill a rabbit. First, the SAS go in.
There is total silence and they emerge ten minutes later with a neatly killed rabbit and everyone applauds.

Next the Army go in. There are lots of bangs and guns going off. They emerge with a very mangled rabbit and get mooted applause.

Then it is the Police's turn. There is lots of crashing, walloping and swearing. Thirty minutes later, they emerge with a squirrel. The instructor sends them back, after a bollocking, to catch a rabbit.

Another thirty minutes later, the team emerges with the same squirrel. This time, the poor squirrel is bruised and has a couple of black eyes.

The Sargeant says to the squirrel, "Go on, tell them!".

The squirrel then says, "Alright, alright, I am a fucking rabbit".

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