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Subject: Gag


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NWAS
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Date Posted: 19:05:20 04/08/06 Sat

A bus carrying a group of nuns crashed, killing
all on board. At the pearly gates St Peter asks
"Before you are let through, have you ever
touched a mans genitals?"

The first nun said "I once put my finger on some."
"Wash that finger in the bowl of holy water,
and you can pass" said St Peter.

The second nun said "I once touched some genitals
with my hand."
"Wash your hand in the holy water and you can pass."

Suddenly there is a pushing and shoving from the
back of the queue, and Sister Marie barged to
the front. "Well", she explained to St Peter, "I
want to wash my mouth out before Sister
Bernadette washes her arse."

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