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Date Posted: 14:21:28 05/03/06 Wed

A man is given 6months to live by doctors.
Later that night he is visited by god
'if you want to come and live in my kingdom when you die you must obay three rules for the next six months' god says to the man
'rule 1-no alcohol, rule 2-no more smoking, and most important rule 3 no more sex'
The man cant stand the thought of going to hell so agree's to the rules.
six months pass and as predicted the man sadly dies.
He is met at the pearly gates by st peter
'did you stick to the rules' asks st peter
with a guilty look on his face the man says
'rule 1 and 2 i was fine with but rule 3 was knightmare i nearly did it until the mrs bent over to get some meet out of the fridge, i couldn't help myself i just had to have her there and then'
'oh dear'says st peter 'we dont like that sort of behaviour up here'
'funny you should say that cos they weren't too happy about it in Tescos either

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