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Subject: Off the Rails in Devon


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A Spy in the camp
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Date Posted: 18:18:16 06/11/06 Sun
In reply to: The Editor 's message, "Worrying Time" on 10:15:00 06/07/06 Wed

"Bulldog for Captain Bulldog for captain" was what was heard from a baldy bloke who stank of real ale and had piss drips on his cherokee £3 jeans that was arrested in Devon last week. He had been chatting to his beautiful wife, begging her to do the "B-troop shuffle" in the bedroom, when he tried a trump and wee dripped.

His bottle went, and he went off on one, ranting and raving about that "that fuckin Mighty...captain my bollox..." before scratching "Edgy B-Troop Casuals" into a car bonnet. That bonnet belonged to the Cirencester rozzers, and he got a bed for the night. He was given the full cooked breakfast and a full pardon by the Devon constabulary when he mentioned he knew the Enforcer. "Oooh Arrrr, we knows thar Tommo, he's a Gingaaaaaaaarrr" mentioned DC CiderBoy yesterday.

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