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(but good enough and one of my favs) JtJers
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Date Posted: 21:24:31 08/18/01 Sat
Not Quite Poe
Once upon a midnight dark and sleepy, did I ponder Keanu's pee pee, Over many a quaint and curious volume of gossip lore, While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some thing gently rapping, rapping at my mind's poor door. `'Tis a dream of pee pee,' I muttered, `tapping at my mind's poor door - Only this, and nothing more.' Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing, Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream to see But the silence then unbroken, and the darkness gave no token, And the only word within my mind the whispered word, `pee pee!' This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, `pee pee!' Merely this my mind did see. Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning, Soon again there came the thoughts somewhat louder than before. `Surely,' said I, `surely there is something i can glean from this; Let me see then, what threat is, and this mystery explore - Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; - 'Tis his pee pee and nothing more!' Then his pee pee beguiling my hot fancy into smiling, By the sheer size and stiff decorum of the countenance it wore, `Though they claim it shorn and shaven ' I said, surely it I be a cravin'. and the dream did possess my soul's shore - as the vision came to clear more' Thus my ephiphany i do share here, `I hath never saw one so big before!'
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