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Subject: Kee's jewels


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Date Posted: 20:53:10 09/22/01 Sat

About Kee jewels: just to put it straight (hi, hi, hi), as a gay I can affirm that some of us can be a little bit obsessed with this kind of stuff. You know, the eye-witness in the spa is actually gay. He described Keanu's equipment as "not that big...huge balls". Which can sound weird to you. You've to know something about gayness: well-endowed means 9-10 inchs erect: which is quite a myth, and most of us see it just in druged pictures on some porno site. I think that less than 2% of men are so equipped. It has to be proven that that's a bless, BTW: only the first inchs of your vagina is sensitive, and as for gays, personally I'm not a masochist and pleasure becomes pain when the pee-pee is that big. In our case, not that big problably means it isn't 6-7 inchs relaxed, which would quite above the average. He probably is 3-4 inchs relaxed, which develops a 6-7 inchs on duty (you can guess it from the picture of his package in such movies as Parenthood: no monstrousity, you can see the outline of his tools, and he looks enjoyably normal). By the same token, huge balls means they are well visible and puffy, not to enourmous spheres on which rests a microscopic peaker. Perhaps thay are really plump, so the pee-pee can look even smaller (try to imagine the picture, and you can see why). as an expert (I assure you I've seen many, many of these objects) I assume Keanu is a normal, well-proportioned male specimen, down there as in the rest of his body. So, he's just like a Greek statue, the perfect man. God be thanked (no blasfemy intended). And I underline: KEANU WAS NOT SHAVED/SHAVING, BUT REALLY HAIRY. If he actually used a razor, probably was to reduce some excesse (many people do it when they have tp wear swimming suit or things. But I checked the Kabuki site, and I doubt anyone is allowed to do that in the public baths, for hygine reasons...

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