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Date Posted: 12:59:35 05/08/02 Wed
Author: Elder Berry
Subject: May I suggest an alternative solution?
In reply to: Chester, the Apprentice Custodian 's message, "Well I do my best to keep her away... that isn't always easy. You see, as a parolee, my access to appropriate weaponry is quite limited. But your comment got me thinking..." on 11:16:53 05/08/02 Wed

Instead of worrying about tailoring the coverings for the offensive member(s), why don't we just trim the clothing's contents and solve a bunch of problems all at once? As I recall, the judge in your most recent trial...no wait...it was two trials before the last one...even suggested that some "volunteers" in the congregation might like to visit your corner behind the furnace some night with a set of pinking shears and nip this problem, as it were, in the bud.

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Elder Berry, word around the church is... -- Chester, the Apprentice Custodian, 18:48:26 05/08/02 Wed
- I feel that Africa is for Africans.... -- Elder Berry, 06:41:36 05/09/02 Thu
  - Well, unless there's lotsa oil, then yeah... give it to the negroes.. -- Chester, the Apprentice Custodian, 17:25:49 05/09/02 Thu
    - But Bukka White is a DEAD blues singer! -- Sister Sue Vera, 17:53:00 05/09/02 Thu
      - Well ever since he lost his vocal chords, he tells people he's dead. -- Chester, the Apprentice Custodian, 15:32:22 05/10/02 Fri