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Date Posted: 22:38:53 08/13/00 Sun
Author: Messenger
Subject: Re: From Whence Comes This Knight?
In reply to: fool 's message, "Re: From Whence Comes This Knight?" on 20:54:57 08/13/00 Sun

Cerawon? And, where pray tell is that? Beyond the Desolate Mountains? And, what people are these Marmots? Barbarians, are they with their hairy bodies and living underground? But, if thy sword is pledged to Canaday and Belamane, thou'rt welcome! Belamane-- and Canaday--can use an extra sword!

> I usually dont expose my Bona fides on first
> introduction lol,but since you have asked...
> fool raises himself up and speaks.
> "I am the one they call fool,
> I hail from Cerawon,
> deep in the fair forests of Elvanore {Or there abouts}.
> My family fell foul of wilderbeasts,
> and were slain when I was but an imp
> at my Mothers breast.I alone survived,
> naked,barely able to stand,
> the dark trees offered no comfort to a small child.
> But a family of Wombats {well,yes,those cuddly things
> lol}
> stumbled upon me,took me in,
> and gave me shelter in their burrow.
> There I grew to manhood,
> and although smelly and quite hairy,
> I learnt many skills whcih would aid me in later life.
>
> Sadly,I grew too big for the family burrow,
> and was sent packing by big Daddy Wombat.
> I wandered for a time,
> aimless,depressed,
> and constantly feeling the need to curl up in a ball
> and sleep for days rofl.
>
> I hope this has cleared up any doubt regarding my
> qualifications to save fair Canaday???
> fool rattles his saber with menace lol.

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*smile* Ah -- Mitlan, 06:36:20 08/22/00 Tue