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Date Posted: 07:31:22 12/03/01 Mon
Author: Pat
Subject: Journeyful Christmas Behind the Forum pt. 4

At Casa da Crazy Herbie is waiting to be evaluated by Dr. Seuss. While Herbie is sitting in his room he's wondering how he can get out quickly so he can retrieve the cassette player he planted at Jon's house. When all of a sudden he hears a voice.

VOICE: "HHHerbbie! HHHerbbie!"

HH: "No I'm not listening. Go the @#$%*& away."

VOICE: "HHHerbbie you nneeed my hhheelp."

HH: "Who the @#$%*&* are you? What the *&%$#@ do you want?"

VOICE: "It's mmmmme your iddddol PPPorky PPig."

HH: "Your not @#$%$*& real your a #/*&%#@ cartoon character!"

VOICE: "III'm real tto you. III mmmake yyou llaugh. You lllove mmme."

HH: "How the @#$%$#* can you help me?"

VOICE: "IInn dddo time. FFFirst lllose the atttitude. You'll nnnever get ooouut with thththat mmmouth of yours."

HH: "What the @#$%$#*? Go Away!"

VOICE: "Okay HHHerbbie. IIIl leave fffor nnnow. bbbut rerememmber yyyour lanlanguage. LLLise it."

With that the voice is gone leaving Herbie to wonder what just happened.

HH: "I hope no one @#$*$# saw this. If so I'll never @#$#@* get out."

The door to Herbie's room opens and the nurse comes in.

NURSE: "Okay Mr. Herbert Dr. Seuss would like to see you. Come along now. No funny stuff."

HH: " La de freaking dah! the @#A$%*$ Dr. will see me. Oh this ought to be @#$*& good."

Herbie them remembers what Porky said. "YYYour lanlanguage. If he wanted to get out he had to try and control it.

Meanwhile that morning Steve who has been up since the crack of dawn is the bathroom looking in the mirror at his nose. Kitty who has entered the bathroom jumps up and lands on the side of the sink.

SP: "What do you think Kitty? Does my nose look alright? Be honest."

Kitty who looks up at Steve just meows.

SP: "I think your right Kitty a little bruised but Rachael was right, it's not broken."

Kitty meows again this time taking her paw and gently swatting at Steve's hip.

SP: "Careful Kitty don't break my other hip."

Steve says with a chuckle and gentley pats Kitty on the head. Kitty meows again.

SP: "I know breakfast. You sure are a persisitant woman. Okay let's get some breakfast."

Steve walks out to the kitchen with Kitty close behind. Steve turns on the TV to watch the Today show. While feeding Kitty Steve hears something on TV and turns it up.

ML: "Former Journey manager Herbie Herbet has once again been taken to Casa da Crazy. To fonfirm this we are talking to Journey member Ross Valory."

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