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Subject: marketing, lol =P

Author:
susan

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Date Posted: 10:50:33 01/25/05 Tue

haha i read about something funny so wanna share wtih ya since u study marketing too rite? lol =P it's just a joke!

What is Marketing

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry
me!"
That's

Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see
a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing
at you says,

"He's very rich. Marry him."

That's

Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very
rich. Marry me."
That's

Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up
to her and pour her a drink.

You open the door for her, pick up her bag after
she drops it,
offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm
very rich "Will you marry me?"

That's

Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very
rich, I want to marry you."
That's

Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That's

Customer Feedback

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[> Subject: Re: marketing, lol =P
Author: marsha [ Edit \| View ]	Date Posted: 23:30:45 01/26/05 Wed haha, mui... brand recognition, i like this one da most!!! haha, is there any other jokes relating to human resources management, finance and whatever? hahaha just kidding. thx loads for sharing! [ Post a Reply to This Message ]