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Date Posted: 18:37:02 08/12/01 Sun
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Fandabbydozy news about the sponsor, sorry I couldn't meet for the drinks or for your exhibition Justy, I hope it went well though, I have a small problem at the mo' 'something' to do with my rent (about 866 pounds of 'something') so I am at present juggling 2 shitty retail jobs to pay the 'something' back with the slim hope that I might gain some other more benificial thing(s) from it (not fucking likely), it may even help me, as they say, to build on my character and growth as a person and alledgedly it will help me improve relation skills with the general public (again, not fucking likely, in retail you see the public as they really are, some are ok but that illusion is soon spoilt whan they are out numbered by soooo many arsey cunts). Because alas I am but mere till fodder that is persistantly probed and jabbed with inane question after inane question about how much this is and how much that is, even though everything is clearly priced! At this rate I'm more likely to buy an UZI or Tomahawk missile with my 'something' and let rip on the public, than actually pay any of the 'something' back to my landlord. In fact, yup, I've decided, next time I'm at work the first tosser that asks me a question about some item of commercial dross I'll just smile, leap accross the counter in a New York minute, smile again then gouge the scummy bastard's heart out with said item, be it CD or birthday card or even zippy and bungle soft toys (the zip on zippy's face could easily be used as some makeshift saw to cut off unsuspecting heads) whichever one I'm not to fussy either one of these items is obviously potentially lethal in the hands of any artist pushed to the edge of reason by retail. Anyway that's my out burst for the day, and I hope to see everyone soon, very soon, who knows I could be out of jail in about four months if I claim it was all in self defence, I can hear the judge now, " I can understand you wanting to spray the customers mercilessly with your UZI and play connect the dots on their bodies for asking how much a bungle bear was son when it was clearly priced at £2.99, but 70 magazines worth of bullets on a family of four? Boy that's no way enough, and just for that I'm gonna give you 6 months, but you'll get off in 4 months for good behaviour".
So until then I'm off to kill some punters.
Laters
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