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Date Posted: 16:08:11 03/30/11 Wed
Author: BC
Subject: my afternoon ...

a "funny" from one of my 5th grade elementary kids...

Elijah: "Ms. C"
me: "Yep" ...

"What would you do if you were standin' in the middle of nowhere between a Tiger and a Jaguar - and, you had a gun with only one bullet left?!"

"I don't know Elijah? That's a tough one! What would you do?"

"I'd shoot the Tiger - get in the Jaguar - and, drive away as fast as I could!" :)

Last edited by author: Thu March 31, 2011 17:07:14   Edited 1 time.

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[> Re: my afternoon ... -- Marcinda, 22:10:13 03/30/11 Wed

That's the great thing about kids, you never know what they'll say!


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[> Re: my afternoon ... -- HeatherM, 15:08:36 03/31/11 Thu

It sounds like you have an awesome bunch of kids who ride your bus.
Bridget
Heather


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[> Re: my afternoon ... -- BC, 17:11:45 03/31/11 Thu

Yep! They are "very cool" kids, and you never know just what they're going to say?! :)

This morning Elijah's younger sister - "Alli" - greeted me with a "knock, knock" challenge ...

"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?!"
"Orange"
"Orange who"
"Orange ya glad I came to school today Ms. C?!" :)
"Yes! I'm very glad!!!" :)


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[> Re: my afternoon ... -- Valerie, 20:56:40 03/31/11 Thu

Hahaha Kids have the best sense of humor. Some of the preschoolers at my center make up jokes all the time and while they might not make sense, I have to admire their creativity! One of the kiddos, Clifford, is always trying out "magic spells" on me and turning me into things. The other day it was a plate of chicken with vegetables and before that, it was a house!
When I asked one of my two-year-olds today how his day was he said it was great and that they went to Bass Pro and Silver Dollar City (an amusement park in the Branson area). He said they went there during naptime. haha


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[> [> Re: my afternoon ... -- BC, 09:45:48 04/01/11 Fri

Imagination is one of the best "transportation vehicles" I know Valerie! :)
I love kids!
- BC


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