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Date Posted: 19:53:05 04/04/11 Mon
Author: BC
Subject: Re: Quotations
In reply to: Valerie 's message, "Quotations" on 19:56:41 04/03/11 Sun

amongst the quotes ...
- will "funnies" sometimes be allowed?!
- 'cause I "stumbled" upon a few tonight that made me smile! :)

“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?!” :)
- Stephen Wright

“An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be!” :)
- author unknown

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia!" :)
- Charles Schultz

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[> Re: Quotations -- Marcinda, 05:10:35 04/05/11 Tue

Some funny quotes:

"Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it." - Unknown

"I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're at twenty minutes!" - Oscar Wilde

"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film." - Unknown


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