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Date Posted: 10:00:05 05/08/03 Thu
Author: Goktimus Prime
Subject: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"


Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf (Iraqi Information Minister): "Any claims about a chicken crossing the road are baseless accusations from infidels who shall roast in hell! There are no chickens and no roads in Iraq!"

George W. Bush (U.S. President): "We have reason to believe that a chicken has crossed the road in Iraq. We will find this chicken. And we will rebuild the road... to freedom.

Tony Blair (British Prime Minister): "We have a moral obligation to stop that chicken from crossing the road... or else more chickens will be crossing more roads around the world."

John Howard (Australian Prime Minister): "Duh, we don't about any chickens, but we've sent troops over to the road anyway, in the interests of Australian security."

Simon Crean (Australian Opposition Leader): "I am most disappointed that the chicken has crossed the road without prior approval from the United Nations."

Gerhard Schroeder (German Chancellor): "We are unable to determine the location of the chicken, as we do not have unrestricted access to the other side of the road."

Colin Powell (US Secretary of Defence): "As you can see in the satellite photo to my right, there is an image of what we believe to be a chicken approaching the road."

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