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Date Posted: 24/02/05 10:33am
Author: Dan
Subject: Joke

A Gangster Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has ripped him off
for ten million quid.

This bookkeeper happens to be deaf, so the Gangster brings
along his lawyer, who knows sign language.

The Gangster asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million
quid you embezzled from me?"

The lawyer, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where
the 10 million pounds is hidden.

The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking
about."

The lawyer tells the Gangster: "He says he doesn't know what
you're talking about."

That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to
the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it and says: "Ask him again!"

The lawyer signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure
if you don't tell him!"

The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a
brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Jack's
garden in Glasgow!"

The Gangster asks the lawyer: "Well, what'd he say?"

The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the nerve to pull
the trigger!"

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