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Subject: Piada sobre os lampiões


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Ricardo Mendonça
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Date Posted: 09:57:27 09/08/01 Sat

Estão um sportinguista, um portista, e um benfiquista prestes a ser fuzilados.
O sportinguista está encostado à parede e quando o pelotão de fuzilamento aponta as armas ele grita: TERRAMOTO!!! semeando o panico, e aproveita para fugir.
O portista estava atento e quando chega a sua vez já sabe o que vai fazer. Os soldados apontam as armas e ele grita: INUNDAÇÃO!!!! e foge a correr.
O benfiquista assiste a tudo e prepara o seu plano. Está encostado ao muro, os soldados apontam as armas, e o nosso amigo benfiquista grita a plenos pulmões: FOGO!!!!

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