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Date Posted: 16:02:34 07/12/01 Thu
Author: Helter & Skelter
Subject: Walla Walla
In reply to: Motocron 's message, ""Skkzzzzzt...Chamber opening...Stand clear...skzzzzt"" on 15:02:32 07/11/01 Wed

"Fire, BAD!!" Helter roared. He tore through his prison with ease, swinging his axe around. As he stormed through the firepower, the massive axe took on an eerie aura; ancient symbols carved in the blade and hilt began to glow! The characters brightened, until the gargantuan weapon found a target. Helter bellowed his entire vocabulary, and swung....

The soldier was sliced in half. Then another. Another. Another. Helter raged through the platoon, leaving a trail of body parts in his path. He made it to an assebled group and took a swing at a rather short individual.

The axe made a small dent.

"Hey! You could hurt somebody with that!"

The young Maunch gave Motocron a blank stare. How could he survive the fury of Helter's blade, Fahrbahd? The mystic Maunch weapon could slice through virtually anything. The weak-willed always fell. Obviously, the hero of the SPUniverse would not die easily.

"Fire, BAD!!" Helter boomed. Within moments, Skelter had made a massive leap to arrive at his brother's side.

"Wot izzit, Brotha'?! Ya want me to kill this 'eah tossa'?!" Skelter cackled. He whipped out a set of knives, each with similar engravings on them. He flung one, aimed directly at 'Cron's head.

It bounced off. He threw another. It bounced.

"Crikey! RUN, HELTA'!!!"

The two darted off in great haste. Maunch magic wasn't going to work on a "hero," especially a short one (all that midget anger in a small package). "I don't undastand it! Why do we get the crappy skills?!"

Skelter continued his rant as the Maunch brothers abandoned the fight. Dashing down hallways, here, there, the porno store, until�

"FREEZE!!!"

The Maunch brothers stopped as they saw a group of burly reinforcements. Just their looks rendered the Manches weapons useless! It was the brig for Helter and Skelter....

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Replies:

"That was fun..." -- Motocron, 17:32:48 07/12/01 Thu
- Grand Theft Astro -- Motocron, 17:46:50 07/12/01 Thu
End of the line -- SBR security, 20:24:14 07/14/01 Sat