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Date Posted: 22:47:30 11/20/02 Wed
Author: wit a big fat dick for ya motherfuckin mouths
Subject: guess whos back in the motherfuckin house

thats righ tfuck it do to some recent struggles i have resorted to teh only thing that neva fails...the dutch master...it all starts when me nev and corey my boys up here were chillin in this freshmen crib at fennel gates...were on bout our 3 dutch all blazed as fuck...and i go nev pass me that flame...that fool WILL gets an epiphany or some shit and says that he can light himself on fire...me and nev were like yo thats stupid but corey backed out the way...this crazy fool was gonna do it...he runs to his bed adn gets a bottle of...yes it is...kerosine and he continues to drown that area it...that area meanin yes his crotch...its now saturated not wet saturated in kerosine then he gets the light nev is like 4 feet away stiin down and im like 6 standin up...corey was in teh other room...so will lites the match and theres a small flame on his pants...were like stupid ass hole will pats it down it wont go down..it gets bigger he begins to bang on em like oh shit it wont go out...meanwhile nev is still holdin teh blunt and were both lookin at will like oh shit this fool is on fire after 15 seconds will was bangin the pants it was a forest fire i was 8 feet away and felt the heat on my face...will also managed to get teh kerosine bottle on fire too in his right hand he throws it down and i throw a towel at will...fuck it was too hot for me to come up close and pat him i aint not goddamn fire man...will jumps on his bed on top of our jackets and his cotton sheets ad a bag of teh sticky...teh fire alarm goes off that when corey took off me and nev were still watchin will rolliln on teh bed in disbelief like ohs hsit wills gonna die...so then we did the most logic thing we take of...we were ont the 4 floor we made it to teh basement in teh blink of an eye...will fine tho we had to leave the dorm cuz it smelled like burnt white boy...sn finished the last 2 outside...hahha funniest shit ive ever seen we almost witnessed a suicide and all i can think was fuck i left my jacket in teh room and they can trace it back to me...and how we were gonna be in those new weed commercials based on a tru story...shti still funny tho...so till next high blaze it up puff daddy is back wit fat sacks for u pimps and new jacks

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