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Date Posted: 11:48:34 08/08/01 Wed
Author: Terrance Lucian Basil II
Subject: "I've got a great idea, I do!"
In reply to: Gore 's message, "Gore chuckled and shook his head" on 20:33:14 08/05/01 Sun

"Bar jokes!"

"I got one! Okay, okay, this bum walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Look, you seem like a nice bum. Give me a quarter and I'll make it worth your while.' The bum says 'I'm waiting for an Irishman.' A monkey says 'I'm sorry, I couldn't help noticing. Aren't you a bum?'

The bum shouts 'I can't believe you thought I was an Irishman!'"

The group burst out into laughter (except Tempus, who was building up the courage to ask Waspinator an important question [and no, it wasn't "Will you marry me?" But that would've been pretty damn funny]). Terrance waved the attention back to him.

"There'sh this bloke and this bird, roight? And they're tosshin' back the drinksh, they are, and then the bird, she goes bloody AWOL on 'im! And the bartender shaysh, 'You owe me ten bucksh.' And 'ere's the kicka'!

The gal shaysh, 'I bet you twenty bucksh I could stick a cue ball in your mouth and you'd laugh about it.'"

Again, drunken laughter. As Tempus nearly asked Waspy about "business," the Vehicon went into a joke of his own.

"Drunk-Bot walkzzzz into a bar. A Maximal cozzzziezzzz up to Drunk-Bot and zzzzitzzzz down and zzzzayzzzz, 'For dollar, Maximal #2678 take you into the back room and give you best zzzzex of your life.' Drunk-Bot zzzzayzzzz, 'Drunk-Bot not drunk, Drunk-Bot pig!' Bartender zzzzayzzzz, 'We don't zzzzerve drunkzzzz here.'

Drunk-Bot tozzzzzzzzezzzz back whizzzzzkey and zzzzayzzzz 'Maximal better pet bartender firzzzzt, bartender lookzzzz mean.'"

This time the laughter was heartier than ever. All eyes turned on the next speaker....

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Replies:

"I think I'm g-g-gonna be sick." -- Tempus, 19:58:59 08/23/01 Thu
- "Uh...." -- Waspinator, 19:16:29 08/27/01 Mon