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Date Posted: 15:43:23 09/06/02 Fri
Author: Puck
Subject: "Look ma! No hands!"
In reply to: Bounty Hunters Three 's message, "ALERT! PRAY FOUND!" on 17:07:41 09/05/02 Thu

the diminutive little Puck called out as he jumped up on the table. The three bounty hinters were about to fire, but were hesitent to blast a non-bounty.

What's the matter suckers? Affraid to hit what you're not after? Well, take a lesson from me...

The little Puck reached out hi slittle arms, and smoothly, his black wrapings fell off of his small, blocky body. He was a LEGO man, his body was all made of blue LEGO body parts, and his head was that of a normal LEGO man, only with big, red, round eyes. The manicle puck laughed ut loud as two little machine guns seem to build themselves right into his hands.

Time to die fleshies! You'll soon love the life of a plastic creature! BOOM!

Then it began. PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP, the sound of the bullets erupting from the mini machine guns. The searing hot LEGOBullets screaching across the room, blasting wall and table and glass alike. Puck, however, failed to blast the bounty hunters, who had nealed under the table along with the scared Gurtrude. The Demonic Puck continued to fire, laughing all the while.

ALL OF YOUR PINKOS AND FLESHIES! YOU'RE ALL GONNA FEEL HOT PLASTIC!!!! MWHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

But he just continued to fire, not hitting anything but inanimate objects, still laughing all the while.

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Replies:

Time in a bottle -- The Bounty Hunters Three, 16:26:12 09/06/02 Fri
- Whoops. time flys when you're about to die! -- LuEsGuO (Gurtrude), 16:47:06 09/06/02 Fri