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Date Posted: 09:03:01 04/04/02 Thu
Author: Swift Needle
Subject: Swift Needle introed (remade)

A shadowed figure walks in the room. People look at it and notice it is a porcuipine. A ferret sitting close to the door thought that he would look good for the maids and walked up to the porcuipine. The ferret asked him his name. The procuipine replied "My name is Swift Needle, and i am form the north of here."

The ferret thought to himself "Time to make a good impression for the ladies." Then the ferret jumped at Swift Needle but didn't get too far. Swift Needle just pushed him away saying " Look bud, all I want is a drink." Then Swift Needle went up to the bartender and asked for an october ale.

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