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Date Posted: 00:40:02 05/07/06 Sun
Author: Mark walsh
Subject: Re: REVIEWS: Tom Hanks 05/06/06
In reply to: Patrick Lonergan 's message, "REVIEWS: Tom Hanks 05/06/06" on 19:16:29 05/06/06 Sat

I don't know where to post this, but I am submitting this for the next ep.

Tina Fey
Amy Poehler
James Blunt- Either Will Forte or Andy Samberg.


Tina Fey- We now have a live performance of James Blunt, with his new song. Let's take a look.

(cut to musical guest stage, Blunt with gutiar)

James Blunt- (plays "You're Beautiful") My Voice is Cracking.

(Sings) My voice is cracking
I know it’s true
People have many puoic hairs
But I have a few

Yeah she laughed at me on the subway
She knew I wasn’t a man
But I won’t loose no sleep on that
Because I got a plan

I’ll grow my pubes
I’ll grow my pubes
I’ll grow my pubes it’s true
But I don’t know what to do
If I never grow my pubes

Yeah she cought my eye
And I’d rather die
She could see from my face that my voice was
Fucking high
And I don’t think that I will see them ever
But if I did I woul cherish them forever

I’ll grow my pubes
I’ll grow my pubes
I’ll grow my pubes it’s true
But I don’t know what to do
If I never grow my pubes

La da da da
La da da da
La da da da daaaa!

I’ll grow my pubes
I’ll grow my pubes
I’ll grow my pubes it’s true
Satan Must be in hell
Laughing at my face
Since he thought of not growing my pubes

But it’s time to face the truth
I will never grow my pubes
(End)


Tina Fey- James Blunt, ladies and gentlemen.

Amy Poehler- For Weekend Update, I'm Amy Poehler...

Tina Fey- And I'm Tina Fey. Goodnight and have a pleasant tomarrow.

(Fade)

END

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