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Date Posted: 06:16:11 07/20/04 Tue
Author: Jim Bevan
Subject: Re: Cross WU Jokes
In reply to: Jim Bevan 's message, "Cross WU Jokes" on 05:45:21 07/20/04 Tue

Tina Fey: Former world chess champion Bobby Fischer, who has spent more than a decade as a fugitive for tax evasion, was recently arrested in Japan. Authorities say that Fischer could have still avoided capture had he castled instead of going for the King's bishop. I guess all that time on the run dulled his skills.

After commenting that France is one of the most anti-Semitic countires is the world, Israeli prime minister Ariel Sharon has been denied entry to the country. French president Jacques Chirac said of the incident that he would not welcome anyone who would slander his nation, then added, "At least this is one less Jew we have to put up with."

Homeland security officials are on high alert due to fears that terrorists may attempt to disrupt the presidential election. We are pleased to report that the department was successful in halting an insidious plot earlier this week by intercepting a shipment of OsamaTech electronic voting machines.

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