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Date Posted: 10:49:50 07/12/01 Thu
Author: Outlaw
Author Host/IP: 64.12.105.184
Subject: Rp test, Outlaw on Connan (not done)












(Last time we left Outlaw, Outlaw was shown going into a limo and heading off towards the NBC studios. Outlaw along with Brad are in the limo as there on the car ride over to the studios. Outlaw is in the limo drinking some white wine he has in there, as Brad is sitting back in the chair twitching like usual. Outlaw looks over to him, as he has a disgusted look on his face. Brad keeps twitching around, as Outlaw cant stand it anymore and screams out.)

Outlaw:
Cant you just stay still for one fucking minute!!. Geez, (Whispers to himself) Why did I even listen to Kathy in bringing you along with me.

(Brad stops twitching for acouple of moments as Outlaw cracks open another whine bottle and starts drinking it slowly. Outlaw looks at Brad, as Brad is sweating like a hot pig on a summer day as suddenly Brad starts twitching like a mad man. Outlaw looks worried as he sees Brad twitching so much.)

Outlaw:
Alright alright alright, I am sorry but what you need?

Brad:
I-CAN'T-DO-THIS-WITHOUT-MY-DAMN-COFFEE!!, CAN-I-GET-A-COFFEE!-AHHHHH!!--INEEDACIGARETTE!! it will--J-j-just take a minute.

Outlaw:
I dont got any coffee around but.........

(Outlaw goes and grabs the last whine bottle he has in the limo. He hands it to Brad quickly as brad opens it up and starts drinking it down rapidly. Outlaw is amazed as Brad finishes half of the bottle in a record 7 seconds. Brad stops, as he looks at Outlaw, not twitching anymore.)

Brad:
This (Takes a zip of whine) Is better than coffee. (He goes into his pocket as he pulls out a cigarette and lights it up taking millions puffs at once.) I am CALM! now.

Outlaw:
Alright now lets get this straight, when we step into the studios, your not my friends, your not my family member, you are not my manager, you are nothing to me. Your just anothetr IUWF star that I travel with down the road, and I am your ride down to the next event, so you had to catch a ride to the studios with me. If you open your mouth about me meeting you in a star trek convention I swear to god I will break your neck brad, so you got that threw your head nimrod?

Brad:
Yeah yeah yeah yeah (Takes a gulp of whine) CanIcomeintothestudiowithmywhine--P-Pl-Pl-Please say YES!. Ohpleasedonthurtmeforscreamingatyou.

Outlaw:
Calm down Brad........now we just need a good wrestling name for you. Qtea?..... nah not your style. What about.............. I GOT IT!, Tweewee, you like it Brad.......Brad?

(Outlaw looks over as he sees Brad knocked over to the floor asleep. He still twitches eventually, as he fell asleep with the whine in his hand. Outlaw looks at him as he sees him asleep as he relaxs while the limo keeps driving to the NBC studios in New York. A while later, the limo starts arriving down to the NBC studios. Outlaw looks out threw the window as he sees a big bulletin board with a NBC sign on it. Outlaw senses hes getting near as the limo starts slowing down slowly as it starts pulling upto the arena. Outlaw gets on his cell phone, as he starts dialing a number.He raises the cell phone next to his ear as someone on the other line picks up.)

Outlaw:
Hey Kathy how you doing?.............I am fine baby, nah just to tell you I am here in the studio............oh yeah it looks huge from here................. dont know yet, but maybe they will show it live alright...............I know they mostly taped them before they air out, but its not like were going to do anything wrong you get me............ yeah yeah I know................Oh heres right here, cant belive you got me to take him along....................... Well the little bastard is asleep, he started moving around like usual but I gave him some whine and he drank it like if he was a pro................. No I aint taking him down to the ring with me this weekend, hell they dont even allow it........... Yeah yeah................ Oh yeah, talking about that I dont even know what the hell he is going to ask me tonight............Well yeah but.................... I know I know, well did you speak to the guys about that group thing going on?................ What they all say?......................... Even you know who?................ Hell that just makes this day a whole lot better................. Alright baby, I miss you too........ muahh bye.

(Outlaw hangs up the cell as the limo drive into the parking lot and parks there. The limo driver steps out of the limo as he opens the back door for Outlaw. Outlaw steps out slowly as when he looks inside, Brad is still asleep. Outlaw grabs the glass he was drinking out of as he breaks it over the head of Brad. Brad wakes up, the first thing he does is twitch as Outlaw tells him to get out of the car. The driver goes back to the front of the limo to wait upon Jayson Gray and Brad when there doing shooting as two of the NBC heads come out towards the limo with a clipboard in there hands. Outlaw sees them coming, as he stands next to Brad, whispering things to his ears.)

Outlaw:
Remember what I told you, your a wrestler that I travel with, and I am your only ride out to the arena alright. Remember you name also you idiot, you might forget it, your name for tonight is Tweewee. Here they come, just stay calm and be quiet.

(The NBC heads in the security office come out with a clipboard in hand as they stand infront of the two.)

NBC security guards:
Are you expected here sir?

Outlaw:
Yeah, check for Jayson "The Outlaw" gray on the list. Jayson with a Y before the S.

(The security start flipping the papers, as they every so often look over to Jayson and Brad. Brad twitches every so often as security looks at him weird as they keep looking threw the papers. Outlaw waits impatiently knowing that the show is going to start soon by looking at his watch, as security looks like they have run into his name on the list.)

NBC security:
Your set to show up on the Connan O'Brian show tonight sir?

Outlaw:
Well Jayson Gray is the name, and if its on that list, yeah I am showing up for the show.

(Outlaw grabs his bags as he starts walking towards the studio. Brad follows behind him with his whine bottle in hand as Security put there hands on Brads chest and hold him back for a second. Outlaw looks at he sees them stopping him. One of the security's look back at Outlaw.)

NBC security:
Now you were cleared, but this little thing right here wasnt. I am sorry young man, but we will have to escort you off the studio grounds.

(The NBC security guards start calling threw there radios as Outlaw trys to think of something in his head.)

Outlaw:
Wait, yo yo yo yo yo, hes part of the scene tonight.

NBC security:
What scene tonight?, I didnt see a plan having another man show up during your interview or anyone elses.

Outlaw:
Yeah whyn't, hes my travel buddy Tweewee, hes here for a scene. During my interview hes going to come out and bash me over the head with...................this whine bottle, yeah, this whine bottle and then hes going to beat on me till...... YOU guys, you guys were supposed to come and stop him. I think it was a surprise straight from NBC and Connan to have you two especially handcuff him right on the show, giving you guys your 15 minutes of fame, isn't that right Tweewee?.

Brad (Tweewee):
y-Ye-Ye- YEAH! (Twitches)

NBC security:
Well finally that son of a bitch Connan recognizes are hard work for him. You know how many people try to get into these studios every single night man?, its a hard life. Go ahead, guess how many.

Outlaw:
I would but me and Tweewee got to get ready for a showtime, I hope to see you too there infront of the camera alright, I will catch both of you later. Come on Tweewee, lets get going.

(Outlaw grabs Tweewee by the shirt as they start walking in towards the studios. Outlaw is shown with relief as he enters the studio backstage. Outlaw keeps heading down into the building as Brad notices the lunch area as it has a big juicy coffee machine. Brad trys to jump to it, but Outlaw holds him by his shirt. Outlaw gets inside the elevator as Brad follows him inside. Outlaw whistles as the elevator keeps going up as Brad starts twitching rapidly now.)

Brad:
Ahhhhhh boss, CAN-I-GET-A-COFFEE!-AHHHHH!!--INEEDACIGARETTE!!-- (Twitches)

Outlaw:
No you son of a bitch, not now, stop twitching you freak!. Goddamnit Brad can you stop with your coffee shit for one second.

(The elevator gets near its stop as Brad falls to the floor twitching. Outlaw stands over him as he starts screaming at him loudly to stop twitching. The elevator opens as about 5 people are standing in line to get in. Suddenly when the doors open, Outlaw is seen screaming to his lungs, as his back is turned to the people.)

Outlaw:
You piece of shit, I will beat your ass till you get it right, now stop Twitching!!!!!.

Random Lady:
SIR!, please stop with the harsh language!.

(Outlaw turns around as he sees the group of people standing there in line.)

Outlaw:
Stop screaming, hell this guy twitches more than a dieing fly for christ sake, look at him.

(Outlaw moves to the side as when they look Brad is shown standing up tieing his shoes. The people look at Outlaw as if hes crazy as they step into the elevator. They say hi to brad as Brad walks out of the elevator and stands next to Outlaw. Outlaw has a red face of anger on as the people wave bye to Brad as the doors close. Brad keeps waving even with the elevator already heading down as Outlaw slaps him across the head.)

Outlaw:
You idiot, your already making this a hell for me. Just try and keep quiet for acouple of hours and all will be fine, hell wait for me over there alright, by the back entrance, you got in Brad?. If they ask you anything, your a wrestler to do a scene with me and Connan.

Brad:
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Is there (Twitches) Coffee over there?

Outlaw:
yes there coffee over there, now go along alright.

(Brad runs off rapidly towards where Outlaw told him as Outlaw starts making his way down the hallway. When he turns a swift right, Outlaw runs into a sign, giving him a hint that hes near.)



Outlaw:
Looks like this is the place to go. Now where do I head after this...........

(Right after he saids that, one of the makeup ladies from the show walks upto him backstage.)

Makeup lady:
Mr.Gray as I assume?

Outlaw:
Yeah this is Gray, what would you like?

Makeup lady:
Oh no, I am the make up lady, seeing that your the first guest, I would like to get you done As soon as possible for we can put you out there as soon as Connan is done with his jokes. Now follow me please and I will show you to your dressing room.

(The lady turns around and starts walking off towards the dressing rooms as Outlaw follows her behind looking at all the past celebritys that have been on the show. Outlaw sees pictures from such greats as James Woods, Danny Glover, Cameron DIaz, and Russell Crow. The lady comes to a hault after a short walk, as she opens the door and shows Outlaw his dressing room. Outlaw looks around in aww on how big it is, as she closes the door and goes to work on him. The scene quickly switches to the front of the stage, with the Connan O'Brian show going on the air.)

Voice from the beginning of the show:
Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to Late Night with Connan O'Brian!!!!. Tonight guests are, IUWF superstar Jayson "The Outlaw" Gray!, plus from final Fantasy and Scary Movie 2, James Woods!. Also music from the ever so hot Buckcherrys. Oh hey look, its the the Max Weinberg band.

(The Band starts playing the entrance music for when Connan O'Brian comes out to the stage.)

Voice:
Now heres your host......................CONNAN O'BRIAN!!!!!!!!.

(The crowd starts cheering as the curtain starts lifting up slowly as Connan O'Brian makes his way out to the stage. Connan dances alittle as he reaches the front of the stage. The fans keep cheering as Connan starts moving his hands like he wants them to calm down. Then raises them high as the fans get louder in cheering. Connan lowers them as they start getting quiet, as he raises them once more with the fans cheering there heads off. Connan smiles as the fans start dieing down as Connan is about to start the show.)

Connan O'Brian:
Thank you thank you, you people are just so kind. Ohhh well, tonight we have a great show ladies and gentlemen, but tonight I really meen this time................nah just kidding with ya.

(The crowd laughs slightly)

Connan O'Brian:
Now whats in the news, oh yes, this is a true story everyone but there already trying to agree which is the city to host the 2008 Olympic games. Didnt we just go threw with the 2000 games, we still have the 2004 to go, ha. But the leading runner to host the 2008 Olympic games, Beijin China. Now from what the votes have been counted, 94% of the people in Beijin China want the Olympics in there homeland. As the other 6% or should I say 28.8 billion people living there do not.

(The crowd laughs as Connan cracks a smile at the joke.)

Connan O'Brian:
What else, ohhh this week has been a great week, Hour run Derby. Then the all star game on tuesday night, well atleast for us its safe to say now that Bobby Valentine can lose even with a good team.

(Crowd laughs as Connan starts shaking his head, but kind of cracking a smile.)

Connan:
No no but Bobby is a good friend. This just in and I swear it is the truth. It saids on the new york post that more americans waste money of Porno than on Politics. (One guy in the crowd screams "Yeah!") Well atleast we know we have one of them here tonight with us. (The crowd laughs.) But yes, this is kind of sad for us americans because according to them, 11.2 million is wasted on Porno mags, Porno movies and etc..., as with politics, only 1.1 million is wasted. Well it wasnt that bad back then because hell with Clinton, you get both.

(The crowd laughs as Connan moves around alittle, thinking of another joke.)

Connan:
And before I head on to my desk, I want to send a message down to HBO. I dont know about you people, but I think HBO has a grudge against there old Connan. They either came to my house when I was asleep or anything of that sort, because every day that I tune into HBO, for the last 3 weeks, 2 times between every 6 hours they play battlefield earth. (The crowd laughs.) No its true, I am asking HBO publicly what have I done wrong?!?. Now for you folks that havent seen Battlefield earth, before I go on with the description........... god bless you. (The crowd laughs.) Back to the description battlefield earth is a mix of Star wars with a bad smell of ass, thats putting it nicely.

(The crowd laughs as Connan starts jumping around.)

Connan:
Not but seriously great show we have here tonight. IUWF star Jayson Gray. (The crowd claps and cheers some) Also the legend, hes made movies from where hes a cold killer, to being a prist and helping a gothic vomiting girl to becoming a computer god, James Woods everybody! (The crowd goes wild for James woods) and we have music from the Buck Cherrys, Max send it to commercials.

(The band starts playing some music as Connan makes his way to his desk and to get his script. The scene switches backstage as Outlaw is ready and walks out of his room. Outlaw is outside not trying to release the stresss on him as he looks around to see where Brad is at. Outlaw looks at where he pointed at as he sees no sign of Brad. Outlaw smacks himself on the head as suddenly Brad pops up from infront of Outlaw.)

Brad:
Hey Jayson (zips some whine) This is much better than Coffee.

Outlaw:
brad you little shit go wait where I told you too and dont move alright, even if theres something that scares the living crap out of you, dont move from that spot, now go, I am up first.

(Brad runs off to his spot as the makeup lady comes out of Outlaws room as she has Outlaw follow her to the stage entrance. When they get there, she wishes Outlaw luck as Outlaw starts moving his arms around, breathing in slowly as he blows the air slowly aswell.The commercials end as the cameras starts rolling taping Connan O'Brian at his desk.)

Connan:
Are first guest is a IUWF superstar, a very talented young man, out of Miami Florida, give it up for Jayson "The Outlaw" Gray!!!.

(Outlaws music plays as Outlaw makes his way threw the curtain and towards the stage area.)



(The crowd keeps cheering as Outlaw bows to them. Connan stands up as he meets Outlaw on the stage as they shake hands. Outlaw waves at the crowd once more as he sits down in the chair next to Connans desk. The crowd keeps cheering, as it starts chanting "IUWF!, IUWF!, IUWF!". Outlaw waves once more as the crowd starts settleing down some and Connan begins to speak.)

Connan:
Wow what a response makes me jealous, haha. No but this is your first time on the show right?

Outlaw:
Yeah my first time, and hell I hope its worth the hype.

Connan:
Oh belive me, it is..................

(Connan makes a yeah right face as the crowd laughs as so does Outlaw.)

Connan:
So how has it been going to the top already, because I am a wrestling fan myself, and I have seen or heard of you in other promotions that hasnt been the IUWF.



Outlaw:
Well the wrestling life isnt always a sure thing you see.Yeah I did promotions like NHW, were that is where I made a name for myself. Also been in the IUWF2, which is another place I made a name for myself. FWF, DPW, all of does helped me out and I was given the pleasure and the luck to make it to IUWF.But seriously, people dont think its that much of hard work, people think that its a easy job, hell we take as much hits or even more than the other sports athelets. Hell the hits is the big part of are business, and its not easy when your down that low road, sometimes you cant even pay the hospital for your own care of injurys. I have a friend that hes paralyzed down from below his neck by his wrestling name C-money, which we have been praying for ever since his debut. So this is a tough job, and people shouldnt and someday will not take it lightly.

(The crowd claps for Outlaw as Outlaw raises his right hand thanking the crowd.)

Connan:
Well speaking about other peoples injurys, you had one server one as I have a clip here, do you know what I might show?

Outlaw:
No not really, I was probably knocked out by that time, ha.

(Connan laughs alittle as the crowd does aswell as Outlaw smiles alittle. Connan raises his t.v, as he shows the clip. It shows Outlaw climbing on top of a hell in a cell, with a bear right behind him. Outlaw runs back, as he jumps off the hell in a cell nailing a leg drop onto his opponent Misery threw the announce table. The ref raises Miserys hand in the air as the clip ends with the crowd clapping for Outlaw. Outlaw is sitting there laughing some as Connan lowers the t.v)

Connan:
Now can you tell me what the hell is that?, wrestling has gone to having bears in the ring?, and let me tell you this, in the wrestling business, you need to have balls, balls of steel.

Outlaw:
Yeah, I see that, thats why you have never tryed out the sport of wrestling right Connan?.

(The crowd laughs as Connan laughs some along side Outlaw. Connan then whispers to himself, but loud enough for Outlaw and the crowd to hear.)

Connan:
See if I invite you back to the show.........

(The crowd laughs.)

Outlaw:
No but seriously Connan, during that match, I broke my tailbone when I landed on that table.

Connan:
No no no, let Mr.toughman go on, haha, just kidding, and the worst part about that was you lose the match am I correct.

Outlaw:
Yeah, ha. They said that his hand hit the floor behind I broke my ass on it, it was a close call, and I give it to the refs. That was the last time we faced each other though, me and him fought atleast 3 times before that match. Best matches I think I have ever had in my career, they really helped me to get to the top of this business.

Connan:
Oh yeah but inside the ring outside the ring, your a great guy, I heard about some of the donations you have for the cancer patients also homeless people down by Africa. Now just to know, you were born and raised in the hot city of Miami, sending your money to Africa, a place you havent been to your whole life, how does that feel.

Outlaw:
Well in a way, the first time it was proposed I really didnt like the idea much. Because sending a great deal of money down to a town that I dont even know of and havent been too is pretty radical. But then I asked myself, whyn't Africa, the kids are as needing of help that anyone else here in the US or anywhere else in the world. I am just trying to make a difference as much as I can one step at a time.

Connan:
Well thats a lovely cause, we are heading into commercial but when we come back, you know what you came here for that big showdown against Wild dog saturday night. Where here with Jayson Gray and we will be right back.

(The show goes to commercial as Connan and Outlaw are shown speaking when the commercials start. They keep speaking, as when there done, Outlaw sits back and drinks some of the water they have on his cup. After acouple of minutes, the show goes back on the air.)

Connan:
Alright so Battle of the champions #2, you face a good athelet named Wild dog in a chain match for the television title. Any thoughts on how he is as a opponent and also how hard he can be to beat in this match?

Outlaw:
Well yeah Wild dog, good friend of mines down the road. Me, him, Keyser,Brian Richman, and Xcon all travel together on the tour bus. Yeah hes a great guy outside the ring, but inside the ring..........he can be a pain in the ass. (The crowd laughs slightly) but I promised him that when it comes down to the match, I dont care if I put my body on the line like I did with the bar, ha. But I will walk out the T.v champion.But after the ass kicking I give him (The crowd gives him a mixed reaction as he smiles) now I know whos the favored one, but after I am done beating his ass, I would come back to the show as the champ alright.

Connan:
Hey we would love to have you once again on this show.But one thing before we got to go to the next guest, man I thought that there was a special camera angle for you guys inside the ring, but in real life, you are a huge guy, I am impressed and physically worried if I run into you in the street. (Outlaw laughs alittle as the crowd laughs.) But I still think its the camera, why dont you show us the real stuff big man, yeah come on, take it off you silly bastard.

(The crowd laughs as Outlaw smirks embarrased at the moment.)

Outlaw:
No no no, its alright......

Connan:
Come on you wuzzy, you think your tougher than Connan O'Brian!!.

(The crowd keeps cheering on as Outlaw stands up and takes off his jacket revealing his tanktop. The ladies in the crowd cheer as Outlaw throws his jacket into Connans Face. Connan pretends to fall over as Outlaw poses for the crowd. Outlaw sits back down as Connan staggers very quickly upto his seat as They begin to speak again.)

Outlaw:
You see, is this a camera angle?.......

(Outlaw poses for a minute as Connan is amazed.)



Connan:
Well my friend, its safe to say that you proved me wrong once again, hahaha. But Outlaw, how hard is it to switch on and off character while your doing t.v shows from going into the ring and having matches and interviews.

Outlaw:
Well right now, I am being Jayson Gray. When I step into the ring, whether it be last saturday night when I beat 3 smucks in the ring or this coming weekend when I fight Wild dog, I become Jayson "The Outlaw" Gray.You see right now, I will show you. Are you even looking at me Conna when I am talking to you?

(The crowd still dosnt know that Outlaw is in his character right now as Connan seems shocked.)

Connan:
Y-y-Yes, why do

Outlaw:
SHUT UP!, the pieces of trash like you are the things that infest the wrestling world.

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