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Date Posted: 21:08:28 07/03/01 Tue
Author: The Embalmer
Subject: A Luke King Interview

**Luke King and his faithful cameraman Tito are walking through the parking lot of the Air Canada Centre in Toronto, eager to get to work. They pass several cars (King doesn't exactly have VIP parking yet), and the closer they got to the arena, the more exotic and colorful the cars become. King looks way back at his grey '89 Chrysler Minivan, and sighs...**

**A few more seconds of walking brings the pair to a hearse, horizontally parked over three handicapped parking zones. The hearse is jet black, with tinted windows. Tito can't help but look in the back curtained window, where he can barely make out a box of some sort, not unlike a coffin...**

King: "TITO! GET AWAY!"

**Tito just mumbles something that King doesn't understand**

King: "Christ, what if... HE... sees you?"

**Tito shrugs his shoulders and grunts**

**They enter the great home of the Maple Leafs, and are immediately assigned to another interview with The Embalmer.
King is furious, as he is obviously regarded as the errand-boy in FCW. However, he knows he must fulfill his duties to earn his pay. King and Tito are directed to the boiler room for the interview as Tito is given the camera to use**

King: "Damn... sometimes I wonder if I should've accepted this job..."

**He gathers his courage at the entrance to the boiler room, and steps in, with Tito right behind. Tito starts to record. The only light in the room comes from the camera, as King ducks and climbs over various pipes and tubes deeper into the room. Finally, he notices a figure draped in the shadows. The figure speaks...**

The Embalmer: "Welcome mortal. You wish to question me, The Lord Of Darkness?"

King (still not used to this menacing evil figure in front of him): "Uh... why are you in here?"

The Embalmer: "What a stupid question. I expect more intelligence from you, Luke King. I am simply getting used this atmosphere, because I will be giving out a lot of pain and suffering in a room just like this at the FCW Pay-Per-View."

King: "I see... Mr. Embalmer... um... you were recently switched from... ... the TV Title match to the Xtreme title match... tell us your thoughts on that... if you don't mind..."

The Embalmer: "I would not be surprised if those in the TV Title match are breathing a sigh of relief. The TV Title is not of my concern, but the Xtreme title... a worthy title indeed... I will stop at nothing to obtain it. My opponents are nothing more than mere souls that I manipulate with just a thought. Sammy, this "Hardcore Icon", likes to talk. I have great experience with people like him, and most of the time they can not back up their claims. However, do not think I will take him, or Bizarre, lightly. Before every match, I study my opponents. I see their strengths, their weaknesses, and ultimately, I see right into their soul. Instead of talking, I prepare, which is the main reason I will walk out the new Xtreme champion. I will physically disect both Sammy and Bizarre, whom I have not heard a word from yet, until they are no longer able to compete."

King: "OK... Embalmer... er... tell us more... um... about your past... if it's OK with you..."

The Embalmer: "It is no wonder nobody has heard of ICWF, for I am the man who singlehandedly drove it out of business. I was the most feared and most dominant man in the fed, winning and keeping both the Intercontinental and World Heavyweight Championships. It came to the point where the whole fed did not even want to wrestle anymore, for they knew they had no chance at defeating me. So everyone left, frusterated, angry, and beaten... and I intend to do the same thing to this fed. That is, be the most dominant force anyone has ever witnessed, starting with winning the Xtreme belt."

King (regaining some of his composure): "Wow... I never knew that... anyway, what is this... how do you say... 'relationship' with Coal?"

The Embalmer: "That is enough. All questions about that will be answered soon enough... now leave me be, or taste the true power of The Darkside. Oh, and Tito... do not ever touch my hearse again... this is your first and final warning."

**King quickly leaves, almost tripping over a discarded mop, with Tito right at his heels. They exit the boiler room**

King: "Did you get all that Tito?"

**A hesitant grunt**

King: "I'll take that as a yes. I told you not touch that hearse."

**King couldn't explain it, but he was getting used to talking to The Embalmer. Like he was being drawn towards this mysterious power of evil... King gives his head a shake, and continues with his business**

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