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Date Posted: 08:11:44 07/05/01 Thu
Author: Swift
Subject: Swifty speaks

***The scene opens inside a bar, where we see a FCW superstar named Swift, sitting at a table with a bunch of empty bottles infront of him.He is an African American, who is wearing boots, white, green, and black, camouflouged pants, and a balck bandana. He has on tons of necklaces, all silver. He raises his hands to signal he's about to speak, the people in the bar begin barking like a dog... he looks at the camera and begins to speak.***

YOOOOOOO, This is Swifty Mc Vay!!! And I'm bradcasting to you mofos for Fans Championship Wrestling Extreme reasons. I seem to have a TLC match for the FCW Extreme's I-C title. Haha, Mike, Mike, Mike. Long time no see, eh old friend? Yes I know how stupid you can be! You think a TLC match is a Tender Loving Care match or something! You are just as pathetic as last time when I squashed you like the big, blue bug you are. But now this Coal figure has been added to the scuffle, which is ultimatley stoping us from reliving that adreniline rush we had when we would stand toe-to-toe in the ring, right before I kick your ass around the ring. Yes just like good ol' times. Coal, why must you stop this life long feud? Only a retard would get between two dogs when their going for each other throats!.... Wait a minute... you are mentally chalenged, aren't you, you retard? Ha wait 'till the crew hears that I beat up, a reteard! Coal, I suggest you go back to Shaddy Meadows so you can take your mediction, and realise being in the same ring as Swift is one of the deadliest things in the world! Go home... and never come back to the FCW Extreme!!

Mikey, after I kill him I'm comin' for you!! Yeah, I'm an instagtor! Mikey, I'm gonna have to put you through some tables, smack some sense into your blue head with a chair, and jump on your big, gay, blue body from atop the ladders! And you better beilive it, my Nigga!!! Then I'll blow you away with my mystery partner!Hint hint, nudge, nudge, wink, wink.And Coal... like I said.. go home...... AND BRING THAT TWO CENT SLUT OF A SISTER WITH YA!!!!

***Swift orders another beer as the scene fades to black.***

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